(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You got Jokes? One Liners? Pick-Up Lines? A funny story?

Lets see what you guys got!

Should be a fun idea.

Ill start : I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then I took a vagina to the penis :fyea:

An Irishman walks out of a pub.

Batman use to be a normal boy like me until he took a bullet to the parents :megusta:

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What do you give a boy with no arms and no legs?
A panther.

What's do you call a whore with cum all over her?

Your mom.

Lmao oooooohhh Harsh....

Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Got some nasty Steve Jobs jokes (don't groan)

#1: What is black and doesn't work?

Steve Jobs' pancreas. :carling:

#2: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die..

Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed. :carling:

#3 In his last press conference Steve Jobs said, "The only way Apple devices will get Flash is over my dead body."

Flash 1 - 0 Steve Jobs :carling:

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.