Post: 2012 - End of the World?
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03-30-2012, 01:51 AM
#1
Fluxorz
OP is a phaggot
As most of you know, people all around believe December 21, 2012 will be the end of the world. This can be disproved in many ways, so I
thought I would tell you them so you don't get in a scare.NASA confirmed there is no such thing as Planet X, they have also confirmed, if there was an object, it would hit another planet and they
would be able to detect it. So you ask yourself, what about a solar flare? Solar flares are common misconceptions. While they may affect the temperatures, it is nothing more then something that interferes with electrical signals.What about the Mayan Calandar predicting the end? Well, that is just
overthought by people. The Mayan Calendar was actually counted wrong by people, as it was in the news everywhere, but what if the did read right? It is theoretically impossible at this point of time or back then to make a prediction like that. No one ever asks themselves, what if they just ran out of room? They could have ran out of room, gave up, or even died out.After reading this, if you still think the world will end this year, then just get out of this section. The world will eventually end, but the sun
isn't even half its age yet. So you'll be long gone when the world truly ends.
04-07-2012, 07:00 PM
#12
Originally posted by Gobbah
There is virtually no serious evidence whatsoever to suggest this to be the case other than a few minor predictions made by Nostradamus, Cibyl, The Bible, NASA, the Mayan Calendar, Rock, paper, scissors, Merlin, Houdini, Joan of Arc, Timothy Leary, William Westmoreland, Ann Landers, Joan Rivers, Roland Emmerich, and not to forget the Hopi people, who might have predicted their own rise and fall, although it is unlikely they will admit it.
Based on these rather dubious sources it is reasonable to assume that everything is going to remain exactly as it currently is. So don't go listening to those moronic conspiracy theorists. If there is one thing we can't stand it's raving conspiracy theorists.
Top Methods of Destruction:
∎ Doomsday asteroid
Alternative methods of destruction:
∎ A super-dimensional being playing the Earth as a golf ball using a 9 Iron to chip the Earth into the center of this Galaxy for a perfect "black-hole-in-one".
∎ A planetary pole shift caused by too many people leaving Poland.
∎ The sun firing a huge solar beam which strikes the Earth and fries every living being to a crisp.
∎ Climate change causing the climate to change by either freezing, cooking or more likely boring the human race to death by not actually changing very much at all.
∎ Jack Bauer getting upset with the world.
∎ Gobble getting upset with the world.
∎ Dave getting upset with the world.
∎ Ivan in Russia pushing the wrong goddamn button.
∎ Billy-Bob in USA pushing the wrong goddamn button.
∎ Nigel in UK pushing the wrong goddamn button.
∎ Hung Lo in China pushing the wrong goddamn button.
∎ North Korea wishing they had a wrong-goddamn button to push.
∎ Iran wishing they knew what a button looked like
∎ Angry at being demoted to a Dwarf Planet, Pluto gets its revenge.
∎ Those idiots at CERN finally collide some things.
∎ Earth simply explodes.
Based on these rather dubious sources it is reasonable to assume that everything is going to remain exactly as it currently is. So don't go listening to those moronic conspiracy theorists. If there is one thing we can't stand it's raving conspiracy theorists.
Top Methods of Destruction:
∎ Doomsday asteroid
Alternative methods of destruction:
∎ A super-dimensional being playing the Earth as a golf ball using a 9 Iron to chip the Earth into the center of this Galaxy for a perfect "black-hole-in-one".
∎ A planetary pole shift caused by too many people leaving Poland.
∎ The sun firing a huge solar beam which strikes the Earth and fries every living being to a crisp.
∎ Climate change causing the climate to change by either freezing, cooking or more likely boring the human race to death by not actually changing very much at all.
∎ Jack Bauer getting upset with the world.
∎ Gobble getting upset with the world.
∎ Dave getting upset with the world.
∎ Ivan in Russia pushing the wrong goddamn button.
∎ Billy-Bob in USA pushing the wrong goddamn button.
∎ Nigel in UK pushing the wrong goddamn button.
∎ Hung Lo in China pushing the wrong goddamn button.
∎ North Korea wishing they had a wrong-goddamn button to push.
∎ Iran wishing they knew what a button looked like
∎ Angry at being demoted to a Dwarf Planet, Pluto gets its revenge.
∎ Those idiots at CERN finally collide some things.
∎ Earth simply explodes.
Originally posted by another user
∎ The sun firing a huge solar beam which strikes the Earth and fries every living being to a crisp.
Have you watched the "Knowing"?
04-16-2012, 08:12 PM
#16
Harlem Shake
Banned
04-29-2012, 04:30 PM
#17
unknown_959
Haxor!
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05-27-2012, 02:55 AM
#19
Chive
Guest
everyone should just move on with their lives and enjoy themselves while they are here on this planet.. you only live once and for a short amount of time at that so why waste time pondering on what could have or should have rather than what you will or wont.
i guess from my stand point to yours thats why we see things differently. but hey im just a girl that makes sense of things that dont make sense. but hey thats just me.
i guess from my stand point to yours thats why we see things differently. but hey im just a girl that makes sense of things that dont make sense. but hey thats just me.
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