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-2. Explain why explaining religion in -1 word is possible, also use only a calculator to divide your answer by a 90 degree angle.
-1. Explain quadratic expansion using words only pertaining to the letter 4.
*0. Define infinity as a whole number without using any numbers or symbols (n, x, ∞.
*1. Derive the Euler-Cauchy equations using only a ruler.
∛8. Prove how TVs don't work by only using an apple and a cat tail.
2⅓. Using only an abacus, calculate the percentage error of the 90 degree angle at the corner of your monitor.
*3. If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in an hour and a half, how many waffles does it take to shingle a dog house? Estimate the answer and round to the nearest thousandth.
*4. If it is Thursday and the person sitting beside you is smoking a clarinet, then how many sevens can fit into an upside down 4? Use basic Trigonometry and the Pythagorean theorem.
*5. If a starving African lion is released into a room where someone is taking an IQ test, and it leaps at an angle of 37° towards the test-taker, how far can it travel? We will test your answer in a live simulation in approximately 40 seconds.
*6. Only using similar triangles, prove that the sky is blue.

Reasoning
*1. What would happen if the sun burned out? Practical experimentation is permitted.
*3. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with the flute and drum.
*4. Justify the need for ham sandwiches.
4a. Using the answer to the previous question, explain a mouse.
Ⅶ. Build a time machine with the drum you used in question 3.
*8. If a biplane is traveling south from Chicago at 116 mph, and suddenly begins changing direction at random intervals, how probable is it that the pilot will get a raise within the next month?
*9. Describe the universe; give four examples.

Science
10. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer the impact of the of the color pink on science. You may draw a diagram to illustrate your answer.
11. Deduce the location of the edge of the universe using a compass and a protractor.
12. What is the color of a neutron?

Logic
13. What is the answer to this question?
14. Do not answer this question.
15. Did you realize that the previous question was not, in fact, a question - but a command?
16. If P, then Q. If Q, then P. Then what is R? Explain in exactly nineteen words without using letters.

True or False
17. 17+9=?
18. Describe the nature of the universe.
19. Write a sixty-line sonnet using only the words "My", "her", "was", "should," "bacon," and "Jerry Springer".
20. The man reads the dictionary fifteen times, each time reading a different book. What was the man's name?

Writing
21. There is no 21!
21. Using the word "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", how long does it take to establish a democratic government in Saudi Arabia?
22. Summarize the great works of Proust in terms of only: your mom, a PVC catsuit, a feather and Chewbacca.
23. Explain how Pythagoras defeated Tom Cruise why calculating his theorem while breaking the world record for the longest time sitting on goose while finding the square root of the speed of light.

Extra credit: List the names of all things that do not exist.
Extra credit: If a woolly mammoth was thawed out and then lost on Jeopardy, then what is the bone density of a normal rock?

The entire test can be solved by rounding to the nearest 5th of gin, and a toothbrush. Waffles are buttered unless it is raining, then syrup is needed.
Also the sides of the monitor cannot be measured, but estimated at 1.

i iz so smart I can potato to derp :|

“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.” -W. Nelson

I always got positive results when I removed the negative ionic charge from people with a butter knife.

I went through it and it appears to me that grammatically, some of the questions nullify themselves.

-1. Explain quadratic expansion using words only pertaining to the letter 4.

This itself could be a trick question, if taken through an illiterate standpoint. 4 is not a letter, it is a integer or a character according to the ASCII Table.

If you take that by itself as a trick question then , it could pertain to the 4th letter in the alphabet "D" but if you wish to talk about an alphabet you would then have to ask yourself about every 4th letter in every language then, if and so translated to English producing multiple characters in which we could use. If we must then follow the rules of the question, it would be almost impossible as each constructed word would have to then contain each given letter.

That's cool sub.

Nothing better to do than type and listen to some Rise Against.

From a logical standpoint, it's just meant to be a joke because 4 is not a letter, it's a number. There are so many examples of this and they were all intentional, just like the intentional change in the numbering system (note how it restarts at the Reasoning section but then continues on through at the Science section) and other questions that seem like "trick questions" are just meant to be completely, randomly stupid.