Post: Kicked in Balls or Giving Birth?
04-24-2012, 11:30 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Well I read on twitter from a fact page that getting kicked in the balls is more painful than giving birth. The exact tweet is: "A kick in the balls is over 9000 del(units) of pain, which is like giving birth to 160 kids and fracturing up to 3200 bones at a time."

What do you think about this? Please leave me some feedback cause I think this would be a rather interesting debate.
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04-24-2012, 11:33 AM #2
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Getting kicked in the balls REALY hard will make you cry and not move for a hour or so. Birth is a bunch of groaning then there fine
04-24-2012, 12:01 PM #3
Liam
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I wouldn't say that's an accurate reflection, some people are more susceptible to pain than others and alot of people can control their pain.

But surely women pushing a baby out of their vagina has to be alot more stressful and painful than getting a kick to the balls, my sister fainted 3 times while giving birth to her second. I cannot say i've fainted from getting a kick to the balls.. just a quick sharp pain and a little cry on the side :proboscis:

Maybe in the short run, a kick to the balls delivers more del units of pain but a woman's birth can take hours, not forgetting contractions and afterbirth.

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04-24-2012, 12:13 PM #4
strangely enough ive never given birth myself, so i would have to go for a kick in the balls. Atm its an impossible debate as nobody can receive both sets of pain. Maybe Arnold Swarznegger can tell us the answer. Ima give him a tweet right now Smile
04-24-2012, 01:15 PM #5
xinfectedsoulx
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Originally posted by Liam View Post
I wouldn't say that's an accurate reflection, some people are more susceptible to pain than others and alot of people can control their pain.

But surely women pushing a baby out of their vagina has to be alot more stressful and painful than getting a kick to the balls, my sister fainted 3 times while giving birth to her second. I cannot say i've fainted from getting a kick to the balls.. just a quick sharp pain and a little cry on the side :proboscis:

Maybe in the short run, a kick to the balls delivers more del units of pain but a woman's birth can take hours, not forgetting contractions and afterbirth.


Maybe so, but then women, after a few months or years, are all like "I want another baby". When I get a kick in the balls I don't say "I want another kick in the balls", no matter when the last kick was, even if it was 10 years ago, I still don't want another kick in the balls.

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04-24-2012, 06:48 PM #6
uGotFrimponged!
Do a barrel roll!
^ as quoted by Jason Manford
04-24-2012, 07:56 PM #7
Hazel
Problem rule #16?
I dont know what it feels like to give birth or to get kicked in the balls but getting kicked in the balls seems much cheaper, quicker, and no long term effects. So if I had to choose I would grow balls and be kicked in them.
04-24-2012, 08:13 PM #8
Millz
Worth the Weight
Originally posted by Hazel View Post
I dont know what it feels like to give birth or to get kicked in the balls but getting kicked in the balls seems much cheaper, quicker, and no long term effects. So if I had to choose I would grow balls and be kicked in them.


Not true. One can suffer massive damage from a kick to the balls. You can suffer internal bleeding, or loose a testicle. Getting kicked in the balls isn't a joke actually. I know you never said it was, but I just want to put it out there.

Not to mention that a kick in the balls can hurt for hours.

In the end both really suck, but if you ask me a kick to the balls is probably the worse out of the too.
04-24-2012, 08:52 PM #9
Unreal_Gamer
Do a barrel roll!
To make everyone happy, they are both equal :p
04-24-2012, 09:02 PM #10
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The feeling when you get a kick in the balls and your testes some how end up in your stomach (that feeling) is probably the worst feeling ever. Some women have a trouble-free birth, but squeezing a 8 pound baby out of a box must knock the wind out of your sails somewhere. Secondly, I got hit in the balls with a dumbbell cos I lost a bet, 7.5 KG... Didn't go to well tbh.

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