Post: Help girl trouble!
05-24-2012, 07:35 PM #1
M.Mac
Lacrosse<3
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My Life SUCKS! I’m 19 and Still taking high school classes. Not enough credits to graduate. Last Thursday New girl is introduced to class Stacy and She’s beautiful...

Now before you go all shitty on me, Hear me out. I am NOT a popular guy in school. I’m too tall. I’m too skinny. But I’m also not one of those weird guys dressing all in black, pale as f*ck. Anyway, this was my chance. A new beginning before anyone told her about me,
And get this, the teacher sat her next to me.
I was determined to get this girl.
I muster up every ounce of courage I have in my lanky being, I talk to her. We have an amazing conversation. We get yelled at for talking during the lecture. She’s in my next class. We still get yelled at for laughing and talking during class We get kicked out of Vet Science I’m bummed (It’s my favorite class) She’s energetic… We run off campus, I am having the time of my life here. The day ends, she says goodbye. I go home to shitty family. Retreat to computer 1 new friend request, It’s her!


Skip ahead, Tuesday . (2 day ago)
We hung out all weekend.
We had a great time
We hang out all the time at school
I’m in love with Stacy
She tells me I’m different than all other guys
She likes me.
We go out.
Butterflies
I’m flying.
Best feeling in the world. Ever.
But then my parents get into a huge fight yesterday
I get sucked in. Telling them to calm down.
“YOU ARE THE CHILD. YOU DO NOT TELL US WHAT THE $#@! TO DO. WE TELL YOU, AND TO PROVE IT, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE”
Oh.
Call Stacy.
She invites me over…
Then this is where it gets shitty…
I get to her house
Huge house
Pool in the backyard.
It’s a f*cking mess.
Her dad is a hoarder.
House is full of ABSOLUTE SHIT.
Stacy apologizes.. invites me to her room.
It’s spotless
We spend the rest of the day together swimming and messing around.
I sleep there for the night.
Wake up today.
Still bummed about my parents fight and getting kicked out..
Hear a knock on the door.
Her mom just got back from a business company
She’s a big CEO of an insurance company.
Stacy made us breakfast
Eggs. Bacon. waffles. (my favorite)
Just kidding. It was McDonalds. But it was delicious as hell.
After breakfast, We get ready for school.
Stacy’s mother comes out to drive us,
That’s when it hits me.
I asked Stacy if I could come over after school.
We hung around by the pool
Her mom came back from her business trip.
She was around, she wasn’t trying to give me the slip.
She knows I’m not the little boy that I used to be
I’m all grown up,
Now baby can’t you see?
Stacy’s mom has got it going on
She’s all I want,
And I’ve waited for so long
Stacy can’t you see?
You’re just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong, But I’m in love with Stacy’s Mom!
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05-24-2012, 07:42 PM #2
Mezzid
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Shepleklet
05-24-2012, 07:48 PM #3
Killua-
Let The Madness Reign
No sure if love story.... or Stacy's mom is a M.I.L.F. Drack
05-24-2012, 07:50 PM #4
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
Have a wank in the bathrooms over stacy's mom. Nothing will go wrong bro trust me.

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Alexis Rhodes
05-24-2012, 07:54 PM #5
TAFF
Climbing up the ladder
Damn! I was reading through this so I could help you with your problem and it's a damn song (A good one though)
05-24-2012, 08:07 PM #6
skillz369
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LOL sounds like the start of a porno.
05-24-2012, 08:09 PM #7
WASTEDFREEDOM
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Originally posted by M.Mac View Post
My Life SUCKS! I’m 19 and Still taking high school classes. Not enough credits to graduate. Last Thursday New girl is introduced to class Stacy and She’s beautiful...

Now before you go all shitty on me, Hear me out. I am NOT a popular guy in school. I’m too tall. I’m too skinny. But I’m also not one of those weird guys dressing all in black, pale as f*ck. Anyway, this was my chance. A new beginning before anyone told her about me,
And get this, the teacher sat her next to me.
I was determined to get this girl.
I muster up every ounce of courage I have in my lanky being, I talk to her. We have an amazing conversation. We get yelled at for talking during the lecture. She’s in my next class. We still get yelled at for laughing and talking during class We get kicked out of Vet Science I’m bummed (It’s my favorite class) She’s energetic… We run off campus, I am having the time of my life here. The day ends, she says goodbye. I go home to shitty family. Retreat to computer 1 new friend request, It’s her!


Skip ahead, Tuesday . (2 day ago)
We hung out all weekend.
We had a great time
We hang out all the time at school
I’m in love with Stacy
She tells me I’m different than all other guys
She likes me.
We go out.
Butterflies
I’m flying.
Best feeling in the world. Ever.
But then my parents get into a huge fight yesterday
I get sucked in. Telling them to calm down.
“YOU ARE THE CHILD. YOU DO NOT TELL US WHAT THE $#@! TO DO. WE TELL YOU, AND TO PROVE IT, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE”
Oh.
Call Stacy.
She invites me over…
Then this is where it gets shitty…
I get to her house
Huge house
Pool in the backyard.
It’s a f*cking mess.
Her dad is a hoarder.
House is full of ABSOLUTE SHIT.
Stacy apologizes.. invites me to her room.
It’s spotless
We spend the rest of the day together swimming and messing around.
I sleep there for the night.
Wake up today.
Still bummed about my parents fight and getting kicked out..
Hear a knock on the door.
Her mom just got back from a business company
She’s a big CEO of an insurance company.
Stacy made us breakfast
Eggs. Bacon. waffles. (my favorite)
Just kidding. It was McDonalds. But it was delicious as hell.
After breakfast, We get ready for school.
Stacy’s mother comes out to drive us,
That’s when it hits me.
I asked Stacy if I could come over after school.
We hung around by the pool
Her mom came back from her business trip.
She was around, she wasn’t trying to give me the slip.
She knows I’m not the little boy that I used to be
I’m all grown up,
Now baby can’t you see?
Stacy’s mom has got it going on
She’s all I want,
And I’ve waited for so long
Stacy can’t you see?
You’re just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong, But I’m in love with Stacy’s Mom!


that sounds like you got the friend request because she DOES like you Happy :lol:
plus if you like the mom, go for the threesome bro!! '' :CharlieSheen: Winky Winky haha
05-24-2012, 08:59 PM #8
FantasyFX
Save Point
LMAO:carling:
05-24-2012, 09:22 PM #9
I was expecting "Open the door, Get on the floor, Everybody do the Dinosaur" so I skipped to the end and got Stacy's mum instead, touche.

Also just incase some people don't get the joke.

05-24-2012, 09:31 PM #10
Originally posted by i
Have a wank in the bathrooms over stacy's mom. Nothing will go wrong bro trust me.
lmao haha ..................

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