hmm my most embarasing moment in my life was missing a sitter in the final of football like all i had to do was tap it and i missed the ball

My most embarrassing moment was walking into the wrong bathroom at Six Flags :fa:

But, for everyone else, we should all learn from the past and not regret anything (YOLO :carling

Umm i had just got done jerking my penis, walked out in the garage to smoke a cigarette and my mom made a joke and said "hope you aren't watching too much porn!"

that is messed up

Today I was at a friend's house for the noon, and my Mom was at the house alone, when I came back home, I went to my room just like normal But everything is clean in my room.... Wait... my room was never this clean.... I hear my mom call me in the other room, I start to feel the butterflies in my stomach, she had my homemade gatorade bong in her hand, I thought I was dead, she says, "Don't be so stupid ." and throws the bong away. I was so relieved... As I was walking away she tells me, "Oh, and I found your hentai stash Elisa (girlfriend) drew for you, if you get her pregnant, I'll cut your dick off.", I shat brix, "But I don't think you're gonna get her pregnant because you have that bag full of condoms in your closet.", I felt the butterflies flying around like jets in my stomach.
mfw this happened a half and hour ago :lol:

this is soo random but is there suppose to be a picture in your signature?? i dont get it is it suppose to be a joke

Haha it's not supposed to be a joke, I was just too lazy to ever put up an actual decent sig pic :p.

ohh ok then just wondering