I'm nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup, let's get ****ed up
I'm next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college

I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me

Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!

Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!

(That party last night)
Man, I love college
I love it!
(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
(You know it's going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
(You're all invited, bring your friends)
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college

Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

I'm glitching right now man
I-I feel good
If you have a hack
whould you please put it online

That lobby last night was kill streak crazy I wish we streamed it
I shot my gun off and had this one glitch
completely under
Drink my red bull and eat my cheat-os
but my good e-friends is all i need
Pass out at 13, wake up at 37, go out to hack
then do it again
Man i love gaming

I wanna freakin hack for the rest of my life
Sip Call of duty Pub and drink infinity Ward Lite
on n00by tuesday and weekend Xp
and i can ps3 a dollar gig

So fill up my score, lets own some n00bs
im next on the leadboard, who want some
I am champion at seach and destroy
suicidal, codemagic

Dont even glitch, not in my map
better hope you plant the bomb otherwise
you kicked
time isnt wasted when you're getting owned
glitched up today and all i could say is



Um, That lobby last night was kill streak crazy I wish we streamed it
I shot my gun off and had this one glitch
completely under
Drink my red bull and eat my cheat-os
but my good e-friends is all i need
Pass out at 13, wake up at 37, go out to hack
then do it again
Man i love gaming, ay
I love hacking, ay
i love cheating, ay
man, i love gaming

i cant tell you what i learned from glitchin but
i could tell you a hack or two, um
yeah of course i owned some n00bs
like dont pass out with your 360 on

and dont leave the lobby 'til the 1337s gone
and dont have betties on when you're too close
when it comes to firewalls, put 2 on
then tomorrow night find a new router

hold the headset, nothing wrong with killin
even if we did get a little bit too viloient
time isnt wasted when you're getting owned
glitched up today and all i could say is

That lobby last night was kill streak crazy I wish we streamed it
I shot my gun off and had this one glitch
completely under
Drink my red bull and eat my cheat-os
but my good e-friends is all i need
Pass out at 13, wake up at 37, go out to hack
then do it again
Man i love gaming, ay

I love hacking, ay
i love cheating, ay
man, i love gaming


now if every n00b would please
put their password as low as they can
as low as they can
and tell me the password


Do something stupid Do something stupid
Do something stupid Do something stupid
n00btube n00btube
n00btube n00btube

Do something stupid Do something stupid
Do something stupid Do something stupid
n00btube n00btube
n00btube n00btube

Man i love gaming
I love it!
alright everybody i gotta head back to work for a little bit

That lobby last night was kill streak crazy I wish we streamed it
I shot my gun off and had this one glitch
completely under
Drink my red bull and eat my cheat-os
but my good e-friends is all i need
Pass out at 13, wake up at 37, go out to hack
then do it again


Do i really have to play legit
or can they just not patch it anymore