Favorite Pickup Lines - NextGenUpdate

06-13-2012, 03:26 AM #1

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06-18-2012, 01:41 AM #38

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did u just fart? cuz u blew me away

06-18-2012, 05:57 AM #39

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Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy.....

06-18-2012, 07:15 AM #40

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Me: Hey i like that ass of yours
Girl: Thank you
Me: Fuck........

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06-18-2012, 09:27 AM #41

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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

06-18-2012, 09:42 AM #42

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Originally posted by Pichu

Post your favorite Pickup lines! :fa:

If you were a booger I'd pick you :boss:

06-18-2012, 11:01 AM #43

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Oi darling, want to play carnival? sit on my face and i'll guess your weight.

I'm hung like a tic tac. Want to freshen your breath?

Hi, wanna fuck?
No
Mind lying down while I do?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lauren?

Nice fucking weather. Want to?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

06-18-2012, 07:54 PM #44

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Originally posted by SexyFrog

Me: Did it hurt?
Her: What?
Me: When you fell from heaven?

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- hi there can I get your number?

I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous.

lol.

FUCK MARSHAWN LYNCH LOlll

06-18-2012, 08:41 PM #45

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Me:What has 42 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk
She:What
Me:My zipper