Originally posted by Clutch
If the bible's god and devil stories were true(they're not, but alas) then I'd be sticking up for the devil. The bible genuinely seems like a story of a bully, a weaker kid and a colony of ants all told from the bully's(god's) perspective. The bully is killing ants in so many unjust ways whilst the weaker kid just punishes the really bad ants, and he doesn't even have a choice, it seems. I mean, really, what the fuck Christianity?
Well, yah, but it's more like a guy who's like KALAFLBAM LET THERE BE LIGHT AND ANTS AND SHIT, and then uses the light to burn the fuck out of the ants.
Sort of like playing the sims.