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Okay... so my girlfriend and I have been dating for 5 months this upcoming week. During our relationship she has said some things that I never expected to hear. BTW she is trying to become a better christian so no sex for a while, but I am ok with that.
Some of the things shes said:
If we ever get married, we are buying a shitload of video games, because if we get mad at each other, I can whoop your ass in some PS3.
If we get married, we are having sex at least twice a night and once in the morning.
I want to make a sex tape one day with you.
We are having one kids! No more. Cause I am not putting up with that bullsh-.
Tell her to ditch her religion and get on her knees. She's not going to magically get accepted into heaven because she stopped having pre-marital sex for a little bit (SRS)
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