Originally posted by Gnosis
Well, I am going to be doing film of the week reviews, where I watch the latest and best movies on the cinema and/or TV. So, this week I have watch:
- BattleShips
- 21 Jump Street
- Project X -- I have to admit, the best part of this film is: the gargantuan amount of boobs on show.
- PROMETHEUS
So out of these 4 movies, I have to pick 21 Jump street, just for the fact I am going to mention below. It's about two undercover police officers who have to go on a mission to a school where they suspect a lethal, but awesome drug has and is being made and sold. This drug has 5 stages:
1.The Giggs (giggles, like when you smoke sativa weed and giggle at anything and everything.)
2.Tripping Major Ballsack
3.Over-Falsity of Confidence
4.Fuck Yeah Motherfucker
5.Asleepyness
Now who wouldn't want to take a drug that has the features of most drugs out there? I am not condoning drugs, but you have to try it once to see if you'd like to become hooked -- you never know till you try (don't try this at home, try it at a friends.) Anyway, drugs aside, back to the plot, they go to a school, where they are lured in by the high-school experience of, hot teachers, hot students, drugs and alcohol. There's plenty of action scenes that make Arnold look something like: Hannah Montana interbred with Keenan and Kel. So all in all, if you like action, comedy films with a good story line, this one is for you
tl;dr: comedy, virgin, guns, drugs, explosions, friendship, undercover bad-ass's
Please recommend me some films to rate and I shall rate.
oh god don't watch battleship it's horrid. save yourself from it.