(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey guys, some of you may remember my old thread where I had amazing results and lost 1.4 pounds in 3 weeks. In the past 6 months or so I actually stopped working out and gained 83 pounds, boosting my overall weight 456. These past couple weeks however I decided to change my life again for the better. Here's my logs for the past 2 weeks, I'll definitely update this thread in the future like the last one

7/11/12 Fell out of bed this morning and it really threw me off. Mom thought there was an earthquake. After this I decided it'd be better to stay home and play CoD

7/12/12 Got up this morning and took a bath. Unfortunately, I got stuck in the bathtub for the 3rd time in the last month. Luckily I had my laptop sitting on the toilet next to me and was able to post a facebook status telling people to call 911 for me. Decided it'd be best to stay home from the gym again today.

7/13/12 Woke up, checked the weather, and the weatherman said there was a 5% chance of rain today, so I decided to play it safe and not take the risk of getting flooded in at the gym. In the mean time I was very productive and prestiged on MW3

7/14/12 Hit the gym hard today. Did 2 sets of 3 sit ups and 1 set of 2 push ups. I couldn't elevate myself off the ground though for the push ups so I just laid there. After the gym I went to mcdonalds and ordered 5 double cheeseburgers and 2 large fries. And a large diet coke

7/15/12 Saw my neighbor undressing this morning so I spied on her. I burned at least 200 cals masturbating and holding up the binoculars at the same time. I figured this was a good enough workout so I didn't bother going to the gym

7/16/12 Got into a very heated argument with DirtyDudeOnline in the shoutbox today. I started sweating and hyperventilating which burned at least 500 cals. I won the fight by the way

7/17/12 Went to the gym today. All the treadmills were full so I left. As I got to the exit I saw someone had finished with one, but I figured it wasn't worth walking all the way back. Got into my car and hit up taco bell after

7/18/12 Got negged on NGU today by MATT23116. Really threw me off and decided it'd be better to stay home today and regather myself.

7/19/12 Woke up and couldn't find my cat today. Turns out I rolled over on top of him in my sleep and his dead body was stuck in one of my fat rolls on my back. Had to go to the emergency room

7/20/12 Went to the basketball court to shoot some hoops today. I was 1 for 19 on free throws and 1 for 20 on three pointers. My shot is really coming along

7/21/12 Went to the court again! This time it didn't go so well. I actually sprinted down the court halfway and had a stroke and ended up in the hospital again.

7/22/12 Masturbated 14 times in my hospital bed today. Burned a lot of cals

7/23/12 Home from the hospital today. Decided I deserved a rest day after all my hard training so I stayed home from the gym. I tried weighing myself on a scale but it caved in as I stepped on it.

I like the OP better

You should be extremely proud of what you've accomplished, Madden.

At the rate you're going, you've probably reduced your heart attack chances by 0.2% .