I want to scream so loud right now...

08-03-2012, 04:20 AM #1

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My door was wide open. My dad walked by my room... I was fappin Gasp

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What do?

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08-03-2012, 05:11 PM #11

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Well......... You should of locked your door, & it's not like masturbating is unhealthy.

08-03-2012, 05:17 PM #12

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First, wash your hands :carling:

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08-03-2012, 05:50 PM #13

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Okay but this one was bad... very bad. He saw my... fuckin' shit balls this sucks.

08-03-2012, 05:50 PM #14

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Am I the only one here without locks on their bedroom doors?

08-03-2012, 05:55 PM #15

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Originally posted by Millz59

Am I the only one here without locks on their bedroom doors?

Nope, I would never use a lock on my door anyway :p

08-03-2012, 06:02 PM #16

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Locking your door is a clear giveaway, the best method is pretend to be taking a shit so you can lock the door without any suspision.

08-03-2012, 06:37 PM #17

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i got caught this year by my mom i was just looking at porn not jerking off and when i got caught by my dad last year i was jerking off than he took me to a strip club this year i was scared to go all the other times but now im not btw im 14 now so it cant be that bad

08-03-2012, 06:41 PM #18

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Originally posted by Trickzter

Locking your door is a clear giveaway, the best method is pretend to be taking a shit so you can lock the door without any suspision.

Giveaway or not, at least one of your parents won't see you with your hand on your dick.

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08-03-2012, 06:56 PM #19

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Just say you had an itch and you were scratching it vigorously.

Either way at least your mum didn't see you, that would be awkward lmfao.