Behind you stands a symbol of oppression, NextGenUpdate. Where over 700,000 users have languished under the name of this man, Outsider, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice. You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt website.
We take NGU from the corrupt, the rich, the oppressors of generations who kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you, the people. NGU is yours. None shall interfere, do as you please.
Start by storming the Shoutbox and free the oppressed. Step forward, those who would serve, for an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened, spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The admins will survive as they learn to serve true justice. This great website... it will endure. NGU will survive.