Originally posted by JimErased
NextGenUpdate Member and why?:
JimmotherfukinErased. Why? Have you not been in his presence? It's like getting money from the tooth fairy from the first time or getting your first 360 quickscope. Shit just got real.
What have they done to make you choose them:
What hasn't he done? He's moonwalked from Dover to Calais, holds the world record for the fastest ever game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and once nursed a baby magical Leopluradon back to health.
Would you like too ever see them on the Staff Team in the future and why?:
Would I? Fuck yes! I mean duuuuuuuuuuude, it would be 6x better than PS4.
What kind of membership does the member you chose have? (Regular, Premium, Elite, or Staff):
He did not chose, he was BORN an admin.
Has the member you chose ever been into trouble by the staff team?:
Yes. He regularly insults them all until they cry to cleanse their souls.
If you could give one thing to this user what would it be?:
One thing? This guy deserves all things! A new computer? Yup. A flying car? You bet! Hell, even that T-Shirt you are wearing!
Does this member contribute to everyone? and how?:
To my knowledge he has only contributed the emotion of happiness to everyone. Before JimErased, everyone was sad and moaned all the time.
Likewise, I agree that the user JimErased has served as one of the best NextGenUpdate members in... well forever!
Let's start off with his intricate comedic sense. There's not much too say about it other than he's the white Dave Chapelle. This nigga had me vomitting my guts out after a women joke he made. It was seriously as simple as something like "vagina." The reason why I laughed was probably because I'm a virgin... but that's irrelevant.
Next let's talk about JimErased's god-like, manly features. He has the male genital of a sperm whale for one, and for two, he can get a woman wet by saying something as simple as "How would you like to sleep with a NexGenUpdate forum administrator?"
Lastly, JimErased has contributed more than anyone/thing to NextGenUpdate. Hell, look at this smiley he added for himself! :jim:
That's all I have to say about this wonderful person. Please vote for him.