Post: Having Trouble Beating your Girl in Arguments?
Options
09-17-2009, 02:01 AM
#1
Thief
Dun Hate Cuz I Beautiful.
next time you get into a fight with your girlfriend do the following:
1) look at her sincerely
2) do a little sigh
3) and recite these 13 words:
Baby, i am sorry, you are right, i am wrong, honey you WIN!
then when things are all better
and you guys are sleeping together in the same bed
when shes fast asleep
cut her hair!
NOT ALOT! just enough so you know that you won
WELL I HOPE THAT HELPS!
(this is not a serious post, its meant for humor, but it might actually work! xD)
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09-17-2009, 02:22 AM
#3
Won-derWoman
Brute
09-17-2009, 02:35 AM
#4
longjohnsilver
NGU Pirate
09-17-2009, 04:23 AM
#6
Illmatic_96
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09-17-2009, 02:28 PM
#9
See there are many techniques that I know of, but most end up turning back on me. It's kind of like the rain cycle, but the women cycle.
So it starts (like always) with the women being wrong, yet they will not admit it.
Option 1: You use a technique I call 'Switching Off'. Once 'Switched Off' I can literally be bollocked for half an hour straight and by the time she's done I've actually sat and decided why it is that Carling is so amazing. She's happy she vented and I just look like I listened.
However.... Option 1 does have it downsides. I managed to get really good at this technique and then just applied it to every conversation we had, which meant I didn't hear things I needed to and such I was back at square 1.
Option 2: Fight your corner. Just look at biatch in the eye and give her every single reason why she is wrong and why you are not. Try and use big words that will throw her off and if need be hit them with "That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say" or "You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler." This may win you the battle, but not the war. You do it that many times they pick up on these clever techniques and she replies with something like "While you're deliberating and conjugating the emancipation proclamation, as you have the slightest amount of hair upon your face, it could be seen that you in fact are slight resemblance Adolf Hitler. You must acquit.
Back at square 1
Option 3: The lay down and let them win technique. Yes this familiar trick that's been suggested in the thread can work so well. "ooh baby I'm so wrong you're so right".. what happens though is they pick up on this technique you keep pulling and girls don't like to be "let" to win. They want to win by their own Merits, so she might just go "No you're not f**king sorry. You don't think I'm right" then what do you do? You panic, you try and think of something quick and then it's too late... You've just called her Mum a Slag. You're sleeping on the couch - shit.
So there's 3 options for you all to think about. What we as men should be doing is thinking of the ultimate come back. Women have there's they lay on the tears and we feel bad even if they've just spilt Ribena in your car!
So what is the answer? You decide. Short of smacking her in the mouth or saying "Did I ever tell you about my Ex who mysteriously went missing", I don't know.
So it starts (like always) with the women being wrong, yet they will not admit it.
Option 1: You use a technique I call 'Switching Off'. Once 'Switched Off' I can literally be bollocked for half an hour straight and by the time she's done I've actually sat and decided why it is that Carling is so amazing. She's happy she vented and I just look like I listened.
However.... Option 1 does have it downsides. I managed to get really good at this technique and then just applied it to every conversation we had, which meant I didn't hear things I needed to and such I was back at square 1.
Option 2: Fight your corner. Just look at biatch in the eye and give her every single reason why she is wrong and why you are not. Try and use big words that will throw her off and if need be hit them with "That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say" or "You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler." This may win you the battle, but not the war. You do it that many times they pick up on these clever techniques and she replies with something like "While you're deliberating and conjugating the emancipation proclamation, as you have the slightest amount of hair upon your face, it could be seen that you in fact are slight resemblance Adolf Hitler. You must acquit.
Back at square 1
Option 3: The lay down and let them win technique. Yes this familiar trick that's been suggested in the thread can work so well. "ooh baby I'm so wrong you're so right".. what happens though is they pick up on this technique you keep pulling and girls don't like to be "let" to win. They want to win by their own Merits, so she might just go "No you're not f**king sorry. You don't think I'm right" then what do you do? You panic, you try and think of something quick and then it's too late... You've just called her Mum a Slag. You're sleeping on the couch - shit.
So there's 3 options for you all to think about. What we as men should be doing is thinking of the ultimate come back. Women have there's they lay on the tears and we feel bad even if they've just spilt Ribena in your car!
So what is the answer? You decide. Short of smacking her in the mouth or saying "Did I ever tell you about my Ex who mysteriously went missing", I don't know.
09-17-2009, 02:46 PM
#10
Como
Here's to Loonyology!
Originally posted by Gobble172
See there are many techniques that I know of, but most end up turning back on me. It's kind of like the rain cycle, but the women cycle.
So it starts (like always) with the women being wrong, yet they will not admit it.
Option 1: You use a technique I call 'Switching Off'. Once 'Switched Off' I can literally be bollocked for half an hour straight and by the time she's done I've actually sat and decided why it is that Carling is so amazing. She's happy she vented and I just look like I listened.
However.... Option 1 does have it downsides. I managed to get really good at this technique and then just applied it to every conversation we had, which meant I didn't hear things I needed to and such I was back at square 1.
Option 2: Fight your corner. Just look at biatch in the eye and give her every single reason why she is wrong and why you are not. Try and use big words that will throw her off and if need be hit them with "That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say" or "You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler." This may win you the battle, but not the war. You do it that many times they pick up on these clever techniques and she replies with something like "While you're deliberating and conjugating the emancipation proclamation, as you have the slightest amount of hair upon your face, it could be seen that you in fact are slight resemblance Adolf Hitler. You must acquit.
Back at square 1
Option 3: The lay down and let them win technique. Yes this familiar trick that's been suggested in the thread can work so well. "ooh baby I'm so wrong you're so right".. what happens though is they pick up on this technique you keep pulling and girls don't like to be "let" to win. They want to win by their own Merits, so she might just go "No you're not f**king sorry. You don't think I'm right" then what do you do? You panic, you try and think of something quick and then it's too late... You've just called her Mum a Slag. You're sleeping on the couch - shit.
So there's 3 options for you all to think about. What we as men should be doing is thinking of the ultimate come back. Women have there's they lay on the tears and we feel bad even if they've just spilt Ribena in your car!
So what is the answer? You decide. Short of smacking her in the mouth or saying "Did I ever tell you about my Ex who mysteriously went missing", I don't know.
So it starts (like always) with the women being wrong, yet they will not admit it.
Option 1: You use a technique I call 'Switching Off'. Once 'Switched Off' I can literally be bollocked for half an hour straight and by the time she's done I've actually sat and decided why it is that Carling is so amazing. She's happy she vented and I just look like I listened.
However.... Option 1 does have it downsides. I managed to get really good at this technique and then just applied it to every conversation we had, which meant I didn't hear things I needed to and such I was back at square 1.
Option 2: Fight your corner. Just look at biatch in the eye and give her every single reason why she is wrong and why you are not. Try and use big words that will throw her off and if need be hit them with "That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say" or "You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler." This may win you the battle, but not the war. You do it that many times they pick up on these clever techniques and she replies with something like "While you're deliberating and conjugating the emancipation proclamation, as you have the slightest amount of hair upon your face, it could be seen that you in fact are slight resemblance Adolf Hitler. You must acquit.
Back at square 1
Option 3: The lay down and let them win technique. Yes this familiar trick that's been suggested in the thread can work so well. "ooh baby I'm so wrong you're so right".. what happens though is they pick up on this technique you keep pulling and girls don't like to be "let" to win. They want to win by their own Merits, so she might just go "No you're not f**king sorry. You don't think I'm right" then what do you do? You panic, you try and think of something quick and then it's too late... You've just called her Mum a Slag. You're sleeping on the couch - shit.
So there's 3 options for you all to think about. What we as men should be doing is thinking of the ultimate come back. Women have there's they lay on the tears and we feel bad even if they've just spilt Ribena in your car!
So what is the answer? You decide. Short of smacking her in the mouth or saying "Did I ever tell you about my Ex who mysteriously went missing", I don't know.
I am in full agreement with you matey. I couldn't have said it better myself.
Also, do you REALLY want to know what happened to your ex that mysteriously went missing?! I'm kind of sick of telling the story now!!
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