Post: Long-term gf just broke up with me
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11-22-2012, 05:02 PM
#1
Stejzz
Banned
>At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at her and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see her sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>It isn’t
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
>start to get hard
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see her breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide her hand to my zipper
>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me
>mfw she said no
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11-22-2012, 07:31 PM
#3
i--DanieL_
Edgier than an octagon
Here's what I do:
I buy a pack of cigarettes. Then I take one out and I push the butt of it into the Jap's eye of my penis. I also have a foreskin so sometimes I fold it over the butt of the cigarette and just leave the cigarette dangling from my cock for awhile. Then I put it back in the pack, making sure I note its position, or alternatively, I do the same thing to a number of cigarettes and place them in the 'front line' of the pack.
Later, when I'm going about my day, I'll keep an eye out for a female, usually a girl aged about 17 or 18, but she might be any age. She could be walking past me on the street, for example, and I'll make eye contact, stop and say, "Excuse me, but would you have a light?" I'm not a bad looking guy, so more often than not, if they happen to be smokers themselves, they'll be happy to give me a light.
As she rummages in her handbag for her lighter, I then ask, "Do you mind if I ask what brand you smoke?" She'll tell me and then I'll respond, "What are they like? I usually smoke brand X, but I ran out and the store only had brand y, they're really cutting my throat up. Would you mind if I tried one of yours? I'll swap if you'd like." Usually they say no problem and that there's no reason for me to repay the favour with one of mine, but occasionally, a girl will accept my offer of a swap, and I make sure to offer one of my cock cigarettes. Sometimes they even light up right there and then, like last week when I was waiting at a bus stop. She sucked my cock cigarette right in front of me and said she liked the taste.
Is this odd?
I buy a pack of cigarettes. Then I take one out and I push the butt of it into the Jap's eye of my penis. I also have a foreskin so sometimes I fold it over the butt of the cigarette and just leave the cigarette dangling from my cock for awhile. Then I put it back in the pack, making sure I note its position, or alternatively, I do the same thing to a number of cigarettes and place them in the 'front line' of the pack.
Later, when I'm going about my day, I'll keep an eye out for a female, usually a girl aged about 17 or 18, but she might be any age. She could be walking past me on the street, for example, and I'll make eye contact, stop and say, "Excuse me, but would you have a light?" I'm not a bad looking guy, so more often than not, if they happen to be smokers themselves, they'll be happy to give me a light.
As she rummages in her handbag for her lighter, I then ask, "Do you mind if I ask what brand you smoke?" She'll tell me and then I'll respond, "What are they like? I usually smoke brand X, but I ran out and the store only had brand y, they're really cutting my throat up. Would you mind if I tried one of yours? I'll swap if you'd like." Usually they say no problem and that there's no reason for me to repay the favour with one of mine, but occasionally, a girl will accept my offer of a swap, and I make sure to offer one of my cock cigarettes. Sometimes they even light up right there and then, like last week when I was waiting at a bus stop. She sucked my cock cigarette right in front of me and said she liked the taste.
Is this odd?
11-22-2012, 07:42 PM
#4
Det0x
Pimpin 24/7
Seems a little odd yes, but what ever makes you laugh. Cock cigarettes is one I haven't heard of.
Originally posted by i
Here's what I do:
I buy a pack of cigarettes. Then I take one out and I push the butt of it into the Jap's eye of my penis. I also have a foreskin so sometimes I fold it over the butt of the cigarette and just leave the cigarette dangling from my cock for awhile. Then I put it back in the pack, making sure I note its position, or alternatively, I do the same thing to a number of cigarettes and place them in the 'front line' of the pack.
Later, when I'm going about my day, I'll keep an eye out for a female, usually a girl aged about 17 or 18, but she might be any age. She could be walking past me on the street, for example, and I'll make eye contact, stop and say, "Excuse me, but would you have a light?" I'm not a bad looking guy, so more often than not, if they happen to be smokers themselves, they'll be happy to give me a light.
As she rummages in her handbag for her lighter, I then ask, "Do you mind if I ask what brand you smoke?" She'll tell me and then I'll respond, "What are they like? I usually smoke brand X, but I ran out and the store only had brand y, they're really cutting my throat up. Would you mind if I tried one of yours? I'll swap if you'd like." Usually they say no problem and that there's no reason for me to repay the favour with one of mine, but occasionally, a girl will accept my offer of a swap, and I make sure to offer one of my cock cigarettes. Sometimes they even light up right there and then, like last week when I was waiting at a bus stop. She sucked my cock cigarette right in front of me and said she liked the taste.
Is this odd?
I buy a pack of cigarettes. Then I take one out and I push the butt of it into the Jap's eye of my penis. I also have a foreskin so sometimes I fold it over the butt of the cigarette and just leave the cigarette dangling from my cock for awhile. Then I put it back in the pack, making sure I note its position, or alternatively, I do the same thing to a number of cigarettes and place them in the 'front line' of the pack.
Later, when I'm going about my day, I'll keep an eye out for a female, usually a girl aged about 17 or 18, but she might be any age. She could be walking past me on the street, for example, and I'll make eye contact, stop and say, "Excuse me, but would you have a light?" I'm not a bad looking guy, so more often than not, if they happen to be smokers themselves, they'll be happy to give me a light.
As she rummages in her handbag for her lighter, I then ask, "Do you mind if I ask what brand you smoke?" She'll tell me and then I'll respond, "What are they like? I usually smoke brand X, but I ran out and the store only had brand y, they're really cutting my throat up. Would you mind if I tried one of yours? I'll swap if you'd like." Usually they say no problem and that there's no reason for me to repay the favour with one of mine, but occasionally, a girl will accept my offer of a swap, and I make sure to offer one of my cock cigarettes. Sometimes they even light up right there and then, like last week when I was waiting at a bus stop. She sucked my cock cigarette right in front of me and said she liked the taste.
Is this odd?
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11-23-2012, 01:25 AM
#6
skifalterkina
I am error
Originally posted by stejzz
>long-term gf just broke up with me
>at coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at her and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see her sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>it isn’t
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
>start to get hard
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see her breathing a bit hard
>asks if i like what i see
>guide her hand to my zipper
>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me
>mfw she said no
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>at coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at her and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see her sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>it isn’t
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
>start to get hard
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see her breathing a bit hard
>asks if i like what i see
>guide her hand to my zipper
>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me
>mfw she said no
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