Post: If you're not at LEAST 6 foot tall you're not a man, sorry
12-22-2012, 03:07 AM #1
gola
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I'm sorry to tell all of you manlets this but if you're not at LEAST 6 foot tall no one will ever truly love you, in fact people despise you. I should also mention that if you have a cocky personality, are confident or do something to 'better' yourself like going to the gym everyone thinks you're overcompensating due to You must login or register to view this content. and will think even less of you.

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Shorter people also tend to be creepy faggots and or serial killers:
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I will admit there are some good things about being short, such as:
- Being able to shop in the children's clothing section forever
- When you trip, it's a short fall to the ground
- When it rains it hits you last
- You still get to ride all the cool rides!
- The police won't have to push your head down to toss you in the back of the cruiser.
- can punch tall guys in the balls easily
- no one will ever make you change lightbulbs or get things off shelves
- you can be a hobbit for Halloween
- Hide & Go Seek champion!
- you get a cool nick name "shorty" (pronounced shawty by the blacks)
- easier to be a child molester
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01-06-2013, 07:35 PM #47
k1dn1nj4
I am error
5'8" here.

cool story bro

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01-06-2013, 07:47 PM #48
I'm 6'9 You must login or register to view this content.
01-07-2013, 07:16 AM #49
Pichu
RIP PICHU.
This still makes me sad because I'm 5' 11... :(

I was supposed to be 6' 2" but I became fat.
01-07-2013, 10:27 AM #50
DORiS_420
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
im 6'1 so im safe
01-07-2013, 11:41 AM #51
Merkii
Former Staff
Originally posted by C
So your telling me that a Girl would like a tall guy with small dick rather than a guy with a 5'9 with a big dick?
Y u No Make Sense???

All about them outer appearances. Small guys will never get a chance to show their dicks because tall people get all the attention, jelly? :carling:
01-07-2013, 02:29 PM #52
I'm almost too tall :(. 6"5 and a half... Shorter people are lucky. They don't hit their heads everywhere they go lol
01-07-2013, 04:24 PM #53
King Jamiɘ
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I'm an awkward faggot..
Big whoop wanna fight about it
01-07-2013, 04:25 PM #54
what about the children!
01-07-2013, 10:27 PM #55
C R A V E
Computer Science and Finance
Originally posted by Merkii View Post
All about them outer appearances. Small guys will never get a chance to show their dicks because tall people get all the attention, jelly? :carling:


But what if the tall guy had a small penis :3

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