Post: If you're not at LEAST 6 foot tall you're not a man, sorry
12-22-2012, 03:07 AM #1
gola
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I'm sorry to tell all of you manlets this but if you're not at LEAST 6 foot tall no one will ever truly love you, in fact people despise you. I should also mention that if you have a cocky personality, are confident or do something to 'better' yourself like going to the gym everyone thinks you're overcompensating due to You must login or register to view this content. and will think even less of you.

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Shorter people also tend to be creepy faggots and or serial killers:
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I will admit there are some good things about being short, such as:
- Being able to shop in the children's clothing section forever
- When you trip, it's a short fall to the ground
- When it rains it hits you last
- You still get to ride all the cool rides!
- The police won't have to push your head down to toss you in the back of the cruiser.
- can punch tall guys in the balls easily
- no one will ever make you change lightbulbs or get things off shelves
- you can be a hobbit for Halloween
- Hide & Go Seek champion!
- you get a cool nick name "shorty" (pronounced shawty by the blacks)
- easier to be a child molester
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01-03-2013, 10:39 PM #38
same here hater lol
01-03-2013, 11:14 PM #39
H-Streety
Can’t trickshot me!
LOL, I am just something over 175cm - 5'7 but I get the best looking girls anyway. Most of them told me that they don't like tall guys because hugging and kissing gets too awkward. Just sayin'

BTW: I am 17 years old, 18 next month and I am loving my height. Unfortunately, I started growing for the past 2 months or so, all my relatives are above 6'0 and it looks like I won't be any different.
01-03-2013, 11:19 PM #40
72ain
Gym leader
this thread for the lulz
01-05-2013, 12:31 AM #41
That feel when 6ft2 and solid build, awww yeah
01-05-2013, 04:04 AM #42
Fuck that. Try telling Al Pacino he's not a real man. Try telling me I'm not a man because I'm only 5'7. Try telling any guy in Italy. Watch your shitty post get shoved up your ass faster than a lightning strike. Also, that little bit at the end with short people killing millions of people, that's not even funny at all. You suck.
01-05-2013, 11:36 AM #43
Ada Wong
So cute!
im just 5'8"(1.78m) bill gates is the same height.
do you do better than him in your life?

1.78 m
Chuck Norris, Height (tall people get in a fight with him)
1.71 m
Bruce Lee, Height (tall people get in a fight with him)
1.69 m
Lionel Messi, Height (tall people be better than him in soccer)
1.74 m
Robert Downey Jr., Height (should i say anything?)
1.75 m
Albert Einstein, Height (Be as smart as him)

Also from your point these people are idiots and suck in their life

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

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01-05-2013, 06:16 PM #44
xLew--
Former Staff
tall people have such big heads, some look like a horse head from the side

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01-05-2013, 06:22 PM #45
C R A V E
Computer Science and Finance
So your telling me that a Girl would like a tall guy with small dick rather than a guy with a 5'9 with a big dick?
Y u No Make Sense???

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01-06-2013, 05:15 AM #46
hmmmmmmmm....

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