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12-25-2012, 01:15 AM #1
xKtF
In my man cave
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JP
12-25-2012, 03:04 AM #11
That awkward moment when you realize Geothermal systems are a much more efficient way to heat your home than coal.
12-25-2012, 03:23 AM #12
Pichu
RIP PICHU.
That awkward moment when you find out you are the present...

Word of advice children. Don't get drunk. You may wake up and find yourself being unwrapped by a group of Asians only to be the toy of a male on male orgy.
12-25-2012, 05:02 AM #13
FallenSoldier
At least I can fight
The akward moment, when you wake up and you go to your christmas tree, and you see nothing but small box's and your wondering where that huge present is.

Merry christmas everyone and have a happy new year, to all my ngu friends! Smile
12-25-2012, 07:19 PM #14
the awkward moment when your jewish opr muslim
12-25-2012, 07:42 PM #15
Mr.Picklemixel
Do a barrel roll!
Merry Christmas!
12-25-2012, 07:45 PM #16
Merry Christmas.
12-25-2012, 08:29 PM #17
Trophyhunterr23
Bounty hunter
Marry Christmas Happy
12-25-2012, 08:34 PM #18
Dan
I'm a god.
Originally posted by n0phearz View Post
I know that feeling. This one Christmas I woke up, went downstairs to the tree only to see that nothing was there. The lights shined so bright, so beautiful, but there was nothing there until something caught my eye. There was a tiny little box wrapped up behind the tree. I bent down on my hands and knees, reached under and pulled it out. It was blank with no names on it. I opened it, only to see a bullet sitting in the little box before me. I thought to myself, "what does this mean?". I looked over to my left to see my pistol hanging on the wall in it's strap. I came to realization that this bullet; this one little bullet, was meant for me. I knew that whoever put this under my tree, knew that I was alone for Christmas, have absolutely nobody but an empty, lit tree.

I knew what I had to do. I grabbed my gun, placed the bullet inside and got ready for the worst. Suddenly, after a flash to my eye, Santa Clause stood before me. He said to me, "n0phearz, before you do anything out of proportion. I want you to to take a few minutes to ask yourself why you're doing this. Do you really believe that your life doesn't mean anything, that there's not a single person out there who doesn't feel an ounce of compassion or feeling towards you?" Listening to his words, I felt bitterness inside me, sadness in my heart. I fell back against the wall and slid down to the floor, staring at the gun. "Why?", I thought to myself. I stood back up, still staring at the gun I held in my hands, only just moments ago was going to use it on myself. That's when it hit me; "This bullet isn't for me!", I said out loud. I slowly looked up at Santa, who was staring at me with a smile. I then pointed the gun towards him when suddenly his bright red happy face turned into fear and trembles. He said "What are you doing?", I then yelled out "HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!!" He yelled back in a terrified voice "What do you mean?, I'm Santa Clause" I said, BULLSHIT!, you are a LIAR!. I punch Santa in the mouth and he whimpers out to me, "Pl...ease....Stop!" I stare into his eyes with darkness, evil of all glory. He stares back into mine, face sweaty, eyes watery. I point the gun to his head and pull the trigger. The gun falls out of my hand and hits the floor. I stand back up, staring into my hands, thoughtless. No chain of thoughts, no reaction. "Last time I let a black santa get away from telling me bullshit lies!"

wat? Don't ask, I seen this is random posts so I followed up. Hope everyone likes my imagination. LOL

That was fucking great.
12-25-2012, 11:20 PM #19
hello everyone

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