Post: Rate My Girlfriend
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12-27-2012, 07:17 AM
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Sheldon Cooper
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12-28-2012, 02:01 PM
#15
Andy Samberg
The Lonely Island
12-28-2012, 05:58 PM
#16
Her eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of her face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. She looks like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what she look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. her head is too big (although that may be, because of her giraffe neck posture). As for her hair, lol. Seriously, she needs do something. She look like a horse.
Stare at her face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly she is. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for her, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. Her arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by her sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for her tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on her pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, she does not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like her in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive she looks. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where she would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
Stare at her face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly she is. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for her, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. Her arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by her sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for her tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on her pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, she does not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like her in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive she looks. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where she would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
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12-29-2012, 12:21 AM
#17
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Who’s Jim Erased?
Originally posted by EvilRip
Her eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of her face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. She looks like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what she look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. her head is too big (although that may be, because of her giraffe neck posture). As for her hair, lol. Seriously, she needs do something. She look like a horse.
Stare at her face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly she is. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for her, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. Her arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by her sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for her tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on her pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, she does not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like her in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive she looks. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where she would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
Stare at her face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly she is. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for her, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. Her arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by her sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for her tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on her pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, she does not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like her in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive she looks. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where she would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
Probably the most reasonable post on this thread :lol:
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