Post: Changed my name IN REAL LIFE
02-09-2013, 12:00 AM #1
PHO3NIX~
Regenerated and Reborn
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); In Greek mythology, a phoenix or phenix (Ancient Greek φοίνιξ phóinīx) is a long-lived bird that is cyclically regenerated or reborn. Associated with the sun, a phoenix obtains new life by arising from the ashes of its predecessor.

In my life right now I went through some crazy things and I feel like I've been reborn and I became a bodybuilder and transformed my body from being so fucking skinny that bitches had more muscle than me, to a fucking beast!!

So I legally changed my name to Phoenix because I feel like I took up my own ashes and sculpted myself from top to bottom to become the new me.

What do you think?

Discuss!
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02-09-2013, 04:03 AM #11
ClutchNastii671
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I would call you penis (close enough to phenix) if I knew you irl

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02-09-2013, 10:23 AM #12
That feel when you will never have a name as cool as Phoenix.
02-09-2013, 10:32 AM #13
DaSandman
Little One
Since you want to change your name to Phoenix, I am changing mines to Steve Polychronopolous
02-09-2013, 11:09 AM #14
Dr. Faux
Bounty hunter
Unacceptable. Your new name is Richard and there will be no arguments about it.

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02-09-2013, 04:10 PM #15
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Originally posted by Dr.
Unacceptable. Your new name is Richard and there will be no arguments about it.
you are a legend
02-10-2013, 11:47 AM #16
Andy Samberg
The Lonely Island
Originally posted by PHO3NIX
In Greek mythology, a phoenix or phenix (Ancient Greek φοίνιξ phóinīx) is a long-lived bird that is cyclically regenerated or reborn. Associated with the sun, a phoenix obtains new life by arising from the ashes of its predecessor.

In my life right now I went through some crazy things and I feel like I've been reborn and I became a bodybuilder and transformed my body from being so fucking skinny that bitches had more muscle than me, to a fucking beast!!

So I legally changed my name to Phoenix because I feel like I took up my own ashes and sculpted myself from top to bottom to become the new me.

What do you think?

Discuss!


What do I think? I think you're a stupid fuck.
Phoenix? Because you went from a skinny guy to being a "fucking beast"...
I'm skinny, I didn't change my name to "Eating Disorder".

You sir, are literally the definition of Retarded.
I bet your Parents are proud. :y:

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02-10-2013, 07:26 PM #17
420
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Better than Meta World Peace.

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02-10-2013, 07:49 PM #18
Meatwad
Meatman
People truly don't think before they act. Have a great future retard.
02-11-2013, 02:22 AM #19
LTBadBoy
Camel Toe
Phoenix is a girl's name. Sorry bro haha!

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