Post: Life lessons with Samberg
04-08-2013, 03:11 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, shit like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.
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04-10-2013, 01:31 AM #11
Haha this totally made me laugh xD i would be pissed off if it was me xD
04-10-2013, 02:03 AM #12
xSoulEdge
Big Sister
What the actual fuck dude ? LMAO
04-10-2013, 07:43 PM #13
Platinaz123
Do a barrel roll!
WHAT!? oO
05-04-2013, 02:03 PM #14
Bichote
Former Staff
LOL :happycry:
05-04-2013, 02:11 PM #15
Why you reposting stuff from BB brah
05-05-2013, 10:13 PM #16
Faim
NGU's Finest
omg Samfag that kinda nasty though :(
05-05-2013, 10:30 PM #17
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by Travis View Post
Why you reposting stuff from BB brah


its what the old guy do
05-05-2013, 10:37 PM #18
JP
Israeli/Palestinian Unity
Lmao that's brilliant
05-06-2013, 06:18 PM #19
PlatDawg
Do a barrel roll!
This one time at band camp....

Seriously if this is a true story it is pretty epic.... I wonder if that guys ever been able to put mayo on a sandwich since.

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