(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So I was reading You must login or register to view this content. today about how some guy managed to get out of Jury Duty by stating he couldn't give the defendant a fair trial after the jury members football team lost to the defendants football team 3-0 (yes its a true story and yes he really did get off jury duty!!!)

It's got me wondering what is the best or most ridiculous excuse you have used (or have heard of someone else using) in order to get out of doing something you blatantly didn't want to do?

My liver hurts.

"Got aids, gonna stay home from work today"

The judge will ask if you can be fair and impartial. Just say no and give a reason why you can't be.

I have to walk my tortoise.

For shit like work and all, on days I don't want to go.. or like school exam days when I'm not ready and shit, I keep a picture of a flat tire on my phone. I sent that shit to my boss or something and be like, hey Ima be late or Im not gonna make it.. etc.. haha, I got this idea from somewhere, I forget exactly.

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I told one of my teachers I left my homework in the printer, got away with it

Simple:

Become a cop, you can't be called in for jury duty.