Me and 4 of my friends got drunk one night before school and when we woke up we decided to skip school. Not a good idea, cause we were all in the same AP Calc class that only had 10 people anyway. We continued to drink that next morning to celebrate our day off of school until another friend of mine called me. Little did I know it was actually my math teacher using his phone
We had already missed half of school at this point so we were pretty toasted. She made us come to class under threat of telling our parents we had skipped. Good thing is we didn't get in any trouble at all and got to go to school drunk off our ass
Thank goodness we hadn't smoked any yet or that day would have been even weirder