(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I fractured my right wrist playing soccer when I was 13 (got a lot of masturbating jokes at school)

I fractured my left ankle just a couple of weeks ago playing soccer again and am on crutches and they suck. Get my cast off July 19 and then I can walk again.

I dislocated my thumb and that's never been right since I also think I broke my toe on my bike. Went to hospital for neither and they seem fine now, though if a doctor ever saw my thumb they'd probably insist I have it broken and re-set into place because it doesn't look quite right.

I shattered my chin 1 time, and that is supposed to be a really hard bone or what ever it is to break.

Sounds sore :|

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Broken many bones in my lifetime :p (18 years) Broken my right and left ankles twice because of football. Broke my wrist because of American Football and my knee got fractured because of Insanity. Now i'm a Gym machine with these rebuilt bones :fyea:

No breaks just fractures. Fractured one of my lower vertebra in my back and rotated my hip and dislocated the joint. That was from a nasty hit from behind in ice hockey. My other fracture was in my knee cap, I blocked a shot and my old shin pads split open and the puck hit my bare knee.

I do not go out much, I have never broken a bone ever.

Broken boner? :^)

Not a single broken bone, or fractured tendon. However, I did have stitches before.