(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits? A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them! Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone? A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, i Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed! Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features! Q: What do the latest Iphone applications do? A: Whiten teeth and perform lasik eye surgery! Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating? A: Downloading images of Katy Perry! Q: How do you tell if someone has the new iPhone 5? A: Don't worry, they'll let you know. Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i's out! Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? A: Your iphone will keep crashing! Q: Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom? A: Because they don't want to give away their IP address! Q: According to a study by OKCupid, why do iPhone users still have more sex than other smartphone users? A: Because no one has developed an app for Sex yet! Q: Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 4 buyers? A: It doesn't help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping a call! It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls. (Saturday Night Live) Steve Jobs‘ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin. (Twitter) 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die. Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone. My iPhone screen is brighter than my future My daughter just used "sext" in words with friends and now I'll be spending the rest of the night going through her iPhone and iPad! My iPhone charger has brought me and my wall much closer together I don't understand why everybody wants the white iPhone, Everyone knows the black one runs faster. Apple iPhone is 2nd best selling product of all time after Rubik’s Cube. That moment when 10 year olds have a better iPhone than you I'm afraid ill never meet a man I love as much as I love my iPhone......and vodka. We live in a world where losing your iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity. My iPhone seems to be broke. I pressed the 'home' button but I'm still at school... If your iPhone is black and you're making Siri do tasks for you you're pretty much saying slavery was OK. My iPhone dies quicker than a black guy in a scary movie

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