Post: Great Lines from "Great People"
10-17-2009, 11:13 PM #1
+tA. Rick
Former Staff
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Now some of you might have already heard some of these, but some of you have not. Ever heard the saying "a journey of a thousand miles starts with one step"? Well let's say it's...somewhat similar:

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
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The following 5 users say thank you to +tA. Rick for this useful post:

_Narey_, Ronye West, CamelToe, George, ShAdoW_RiDa
10-18-2009, 02:48 AM #2
CamelToe
Pain is Life
Nice lol

My favorite one

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
10-18-2009, 09:56 AM #3
ShAdoW_RiDa
Former Blue Mod
Lol my favourite-

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
10-18-2009, 02:04 PM #4
LMAO thank you for this
10-18-2009, 04:18 PM #5
Ronye West
Anti-HSx9
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Lmfao.
10-18-2009, 05:53 PM #6
iamtheman
is just the man!
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

That's what my teachers all use to tell me when I was a sophmore in high school.
10-25-2009, 06:24 AM #7
Blazebandana
Bounty hunter
I like da first line.

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