(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Well today I dislocated my hip.

I was playing football with some friends today in rain which is no fun at all. I haven't played football in ages to be honest, used to play a lot when I was younger but I never seem to find the time.

Anyway's, we was 2-1 down with only 8 minutes to go! Bearing in mind we are all in our 20's, so not the smallest of boys

Me and my bestfriend Luke done an amazing one-two and got past the defence! Yes we could be in with getting 2 all and maybe go for golden goal!

I've never run so fast in my life. Luke past the ball to me but as the ball was flying in mid air the goalkeeper was running right towards me! Crap I was thinking, this is gonna hurt! BAM! We hit but the ball was on its way into the goal!

After we hit, the goal post was getting closer and closer and I couldn't stop it as I was running so fast before I hit the goalkeeper. Then I crashed into the goalpost and was knocked out by the pain. Next thing I know I was in hospital with people around me, wow I was thinking what had happened?

The doctor spoke to me for around half an hour and told me what I had done to my hip. Scary stuff!

Below is the x-ray I got as a 'remembrance of my horrible time in hospital'.

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I D K WHY I OPENED IT! i fucking saw it coming omfg!! but youre good. thnx

Damn that sucks. Pain is temporary though

I agree it is. Hope it holds up though

Lel I thought you were serious until I opened the picture. Well played Alt, well played.

^ I don't know what's so funny? Its a true story

110% legit yo.

small dick nigga.

tltr. This is why I don't go outside.

Fell bad for you, The pic helped explained everything.