(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); he allure of boobs (booblure) has long been a compelling attraction for men and women alike. While the reasons are different for both sexes, the power of booblure remains virtually universal. This subject matter offers something different and today I take a closer look at the seven wonders of the boob world, their booblure and the reasons behind their success.


Common Cleavage


Aesthetically pleasing and readily visible, cleavage has been disrupting eye contact during conversations for millennia. The secret to the power of cleavage booblure is the casualness with which it presents. Cleavage is all around us. It can be evidenced on school runs, in shops, in the office, at pubs, virtually anywhere. As such it can really spring itself upon you from within seemingly innocuous situations. During common cleavage the boob does not necessarily have to be elevated or supported in an unusually prominent way. It is how the clothes frame inter-mammary distance from a frontal position that matters. A cursory glance is generally accepted and dismissed without mention; repeated glances will generate exasperated looks and utterances.


Angled Cleavage


A close cousin to common cleavage, angled cleavage is a variation on the same booblure with a single distinguishing factor – a titling forward of the thorax from the default vertical. The net and full effect of the woman bending over, or tilting forward is a displacement of the centre of mass of the boobs. Given the shift in frame, gravity acts and what results is a general increase in forward projection of the boob, which creates an exaggerated cleavage. The viewpoint is very different with a much greater accentuation of the booblure experienced. In addition to this, as angled cleavage requires the woman to be leaning forward, an extended glance without detection is often possible. Angled cleavage can be seen most commonly where a woman may be down to pick something up.





Side-Boob and Inside-Boob


My personal favourite booblure, side-boob has been steadily growing in popularity since the 1960’s. It is contingent on the woman not wearing a bra and generally more loosely fitting clothes. As an around-the-house look for all you girlfriends out there, it’s a definite winner in his eyes. Its appeal comes from leaving something to the imagination while giving a lot and treading a thin line that could result in total revelation. Tape is advisory although who wants to live safely? Side-boob offers all the benefits of the lateral aspect of the boobs (which, great news, is generally really good across the female population) without the stress of having to deal with some of the other less predictable issues that come attached to boobs (weird nipples, hair etc). Side-boob can be found anywhere where people are lucky enough to find it. Inside-boob is the sibling of side-boob and offers all the same benefits of side-boob, but from the medial perspective of the boob. It is most commonly seen on red carpets facilitated by very open dresses and in offices where perhaps one shirt button too many has been opened.




Bikini boob


The origins of the bikini stretch back to ancient times but it was a French mechanical engineer named Louis Réard who minimalised the concept in 1946. Given the booblure associated with bikini-boob, it wouldn’t have been hard to discern that the creator of the ensemble was a man. Bikini-boob expounds all the virtues of boobs in one foul, minimalistic swoop. Depending on the size, colour and knot tightness of the bikini, all elements of the boob can be accentuated with lateral, medial and outward projection characteristics of the boobs all able to be controlled in whichever way the wearer feels promotes this lovely booblure in the best way. Most commonly seen on holidays.


Under-boob


Under-boob is a young ancestor of side boob that comes with certain connotations. When side-boob presents, one is never sure of whether it was the intention of the woman, and therein is its booblure. In the case of under-boob however, there can be no doubt as to what was intended. During under-boob, the lower pole tracing along the lower ventral curvature of the breast is left fully, or nearly fully, exposed. The nipple areola complex however, must remain conspicuously out of sight. Under-boob is a very deliberate act and it takes a really nice boob to pull it off without revealing all.




Look-at-me boob

We all have one girlfriend that likes to show the ladies off. Look-at-me boob is the most blatant of all the booblures. It is contingent on the woman making a conscious decision to flaunt her boobs. It is commonly associated with huge lower pole support of the breast resulting in a raising of the base plate from which the boobs project. The result is the filling of the upper pole to an extent that makes eye contact difficult if not impossible for the average man. The clothes are critical and selectively chosen when looking to achieve Look-at-me boob. Most commonly seen in nightclubs and where girls congregate after a break-up.



Personal favourite? The side boob definitely, but the under boob is close!

Damn. Side boob or under boob for me!

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