Post: 15 Facts You Didn't Know About Your Penis
11-23-2009, 07:38 AM #1
Dopey
NGU :/
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

2. Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

3. An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you're not.

4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

5. The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That's Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis." Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

6. Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained. . . . Okay, we'll shut up now.

7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

8. There are two types of penises. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

9. An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

10. German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

11. Turns out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better "semen displacement" you'll achieve when having sex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the "scooping" mechanism of the penis's coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

12. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

13. Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm—and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

14. No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thought and, often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.

All credit goes to Mike Zimmerman.
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11-23-2009, 07:43 AM #2
ha stupidly funny
11-23-2009, 08:27 AM #3
H₂O
Samurai Poster
Originally posted by Mr.

7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.


Is it gay if you give yourself oral pleasure? o_O
11-23-2009, 08:35 AM #4
ASH_209
Gym leader
Originally posted by Mr.
1. Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the li'l guy.

good thing i dont smoke?



4. The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

dang girls are lucky



7. Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

lol jay and silent bob movie


12. The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that's about seven virgins a day. Go ahead, say it: It's good to be king.

ima grow up to be king


15. The most common cause of penile rupture: vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just worth taking.

just currious whats penile rupture



funny funny funny funny and some i didnt know. THE BLUE IS MY SAYINGS
11-23-2009, 09:10 AM #5
xXviciousbumXx
At least I can fight
lol good stuff. a little random though.
11-23-2009, 10:29 AM #6
War Dogz
WARDOGZ1919
oh man dopey you always know how to crack me up. good thing I don't smoke.. :P nice post.
11-25-2009, 05:10 PM #7
xFutterr
Wolves are superior.
Interesting thread Dopey... I am now full of random knowledge about penises.
Thanks for making me laugh though :L Happy
11-25-2009, 08:42 PM #8
lol wow that ****ing funny
11-25-2009, 08:53 PM #9
xinfectedsoulx
Daddy's home.
WTF do you search for whilst on the PC? I'm starting to have some thoughts going on here bout you....if you know what I mean.

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11-25-2009, 08:58 PM #10
Antones
Blood of Innocence
lol that was funny shit Happy

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