Got any lame jokes? - NextGenUpdate

07-26-2014, 12:01 AM #1

Lopeyninja

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07-26-2014, 04:46 AM #2

Hamza-305

Do a barrel roll!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
No one

07-26-2014, 04:57 AM #3

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What's a ducks favorite snack?
Quackers

07-26-2014, 01:46 PM #4

Joel

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Why does the sun rise?
Because can't RTS!

07-26-2014, 01:55 PM #5

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. :troll:

07-26-2014, 01:57 PM #6

Notorious

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What do you call a bee with a bad hair day?

A frisbee! Badass

07-26-2014, 03:19 PM #7

QuazarQuay

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk into a bar

The bartender says, get the fuck outta here

Thank you Gran Torino for this great joke. AMEN

07-26-2014, 06:46 PM #8

JP

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What did the Jews Nazi coming?

The Holocaust.

07-26-2014, 06:57 PM #9

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.

07-26-2014, 08:23 PM #10

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God made fake
When god made you he made a big mistake