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12-05-2014, 02:24 PM #1
Cryptic
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MMMMM

I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Now I can have Shrek's green load put directly into my mouth...I'm sure I'll be lovin' it.

Ba Da Ba Da Da i'm lovin it!!!

Shrek is love. Shrek. Is. Life.
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12-05-2014, 02:25 PM #2
Jimmy
Supreme
hi cs u beautiful human being
12-05-2014, 03:30 PM #3
MLB
Former Moderator
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
12-05-2014, 03:36 PM #4
Hammy
[b]#Hammy4IMGPerms McCoy[/b]
hammy is love, hammy is life
12-05-2014, 04:08 PM #5
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by Cryptic
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MMMMM

I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Now I can have Shrek's green load put directly into my mouth...I'm sure I'll be lovin' it.

Ba Da Ba Da Da i'm lovin it!!!

Shrek is love. Shrek. Is. Life.


My jimmies r jelly m8
12-05-2014, 07:39 PM #6
After listening to Benji, I can't help but sing greentext stories in my head now:



In other news Kyouko is Love, Kyouko is Life & Nui is Love, Nui is Life.
12-05-2014, 07:40 PM #7
jerrmy12
At least I can fight
Originally posted by Cryptic
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MMMMM

I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Now I can have Shrek's green load put directly into my mouth...I'm sure I'll be lovin' it.

Ba Da Ba Da Da i'm lovin it!!!

Shrek is love. Shrek. Is. Life.


12-05-2014, 08:00 PM #8
ModaTron
Are you high?
Originally posted by Cryptic
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MMMMM

I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.


Now I can have Shrek's green load put directly into my mouth...I'm sure I'll be lovin' it.

Ba Da Ba Da Da i'm lovin it!!!

Shrek is love. Shrek. Is. Life.


I Cry every time i read this story Crying :cry: LOL
12-06-2014, 05:18 AM #9
NGU GHOST
The One And Only
what theWhat
12-07-2014, 07:49 PM #10
RoyalItyDEX
Do a barrel roll!
Liek if u cri evrytme

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