(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); First off, I wasn't supposed to work today, but someone no called no showed.

Well, here I am at my buddies, just took 5 shots of some cheap ass vodka and smoked a blunt (first time in a year) I then get a phone call. It was my work, I thought to myself if I should answer it. I decided to answer it.

Well I am drunk at this point because I finished 3/4 of a pint of 80 proof vodka and stoned as giraffe pussy.

I get to work, clock in and 5 fucking cops decide to come in for coffee. (I am a gas station associate) they get inside at 12:30am, I am terrified because one of them was my arresting officer when I got charged with illegal consumption. They stay until 3am. 3 fucking am. At this point I am about to throwup because I started to get hung over. Its 6:30am now and I am still nervous about them being there.

TL ; DR me drunk and high and cops

So cops don't work where you live ? good to know

They sat there for 3 straight hours!? DOING WHAT!?

Talking about all the hard work they do.

brah at least u didnt get wasted with off duty troopers