(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I seen another thread for jokes but they we're insults, so move if you want mods.

Back to the point, post you best Christmas jokes. I'll start it off...

Chinese kid says to his mother " Mum can I have a dog for Christmas "
"No" she says.
"Why?" inquires the kid
"You're having turkey like the rest of us!"

This is just 5 minutes spent googeling but these are my favorites.

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !

Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !

The second one was on Mock The Week last night lol.

The second one is shocking lol

What is Tiger Wood's wife getting for Christmas?

Half of everything.

We might be able to win the ryder cup if tiger only has half a set of clubs

What's the dif between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
















Santa stops after 3 Hos.