(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); As i was being a Ninja i spotted a good looking girl. i basically ran a Marathon to catch up with her, i liked her ALLOT and noticed i was a One Man Army When it comes to chat up lines. so i said " I Have a Slight of Hand When it comes to masterbation", Then She told me to F**K Off, i noticed i had to rape her, i knew that this was a Danger close mission so grabed her, i was commando anyway so i thought that it would be easy, then i Steady aimed my penis and stuck it in her with Stopping power, i thought i was all hardline (Hard) i knoticed she was very Light weight wit hi had her agenst a tree, i seen a cold blooded Lizard and used that to turn her on, didnt work , my bling was getting in the road since it was so heavy so i took it off. a scavanger bird then stole it from me . this was the Last standi ran upto it and scramber'dit up. i got my bling back and i raped a girl ^

Wow, all that shit over a girl.
I bet she wasn't even hot.

Uhm.. nice..

Haha nice 1 m8 FUNNYY i'd nominate u if i cud haha

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i repped u m8, rep me bak? haha

Cool story man

lol thats pretty cool

lol pretty good but sick =\

Good story, but just wrong

FAIL lol...

Umm... yeah.