Post: Pirates vs. Ninjas?
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02-01-2010, 03:10 PM
#1
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
02-01-2010, 03:23 PM
#2
BlogsterReviews
is a BOSS
02-01-2010, 03:26 PM
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PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
02-01-2010, 10:22 PM
#7
H₂O
Samurai Poster
Pirates. Why?
1. Pirates eat meat.
2. Pirates can fly.
3. Pirates can go through walls.
4. Ninjas are gay.
5. Pirates can eat their own flesh for mana point regen.
6. Pirates listen to heavy metal.
7. Pirates drink scotch, and lots of it.
8. Pirates are immortal.
9. Pirates could kick Bush's ass, if they wanted to, that is. But they wouldnt, because Bush himself is a pirate, and the Pirate Code forbids kicking another pirate's ass.
10.Pirates have been known to raise hell and shit. Oh yeah, they also rap about bitches, hoes, and bling-bling.
11. Pirates can swim
12. Noone ****s with a dude with a hook for a hand.
13. Parrots are cool.
14. Pirates can grow facial hair, Ninjas cannot.
15. Pirates Swear alot.
16. Pirates have cool hats, ninjas have lame robes.
17. Jesus was a pirate.
18. Pirates get to travel.
19. Pirates are taller then ninjas
20. Pirates have tattoos and piercings and are bad-ass. Ninjas do not because they suck.
21. Pirates have Guns
1. Pirates eat meat.
2. Pirates can fly.
3. Pirates can go through walls.
4. Ninjas are gay.
5. Pirates can eat their own flesh for mana point regen.
6. Pirates listen to heavy metal.
7. Pirates drink scotch, and lots of it.
8. Pirates are immortal.
9. Pirates could kick Bush's ass, if they wanted to, that is. But they wouldnt, because Bush himself is a pirate, and the Pirate Code forbids kicking another pirate's ass.
10.Pirates have been known to raise hell and shit. Oh yeah, they also rap about bitches, hoes, and bling-bling.
11. Pirates can swim
12. Noone ****s with a dude with a hook for a hand.
13. Parrots are cool.
14. Pirates can grow facial hair, Ninjas cannot.
15. Pirates Swear alot.
16. Pirates have cool hats, ninjas have lame robes.
17. Jesus was a pirate.
18. Pirates get to travel.
19. Pirates are taller then ninjas
20. Pirates have tattoos and piercings and are bad-ass. Ninjas do not because they suck.
21. Pirates have Guns
02-01-2010, 10:32 PM
#10
.Say Hi.
Rep is so 2010
Ninjas are more bad ass than pirates!
Ninjas have better hygiene, and they are less wasteful.
Ninjas always put the toilet seat down and wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
Ninjas kill everyone and they smell like fresh flowers.
Pirates are covered in guts and man-spackle. They have food in their
teeth.
Ninjas also have magical ninjutsu powers and better credit at the bank.
Pirates have a slow payment history.
Ninjas eat more grains and are very regular.
Ninjas can kill with one finger.
Pirates dress like 80's hair metal bands.
Pirates are confused about their sexuality and overcompensate with excessive displays of macho bravado.
Ninjas listen to classical music, know the future, and are very confident.
Ninjas get all the hot girls, also, hot girls are ninjas!
Ninjas can kill someone and still get in an up-skirt shot.
Also ninjas rule!
Ninjas have better hygiene, and they are less wasteful.
Ninjas always put the toilet seat down and wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
Ninjas kill everyone and they smell like fresh flowers.
Pirates are covered in guts and man-spackle. They have food in their
teeth.
Ninjas also have magical ninjutsu powers and better credit at the bank.
Pirates have a slow payment history.
Ninjas eat more grains and are very regular.
Ninjas can kill with one finger.
Pirates dress like 80's hair metal bands.
Pirates are confused about their sexuality and overcompensate with excessive displays of macho bravado.
Ninjas listen to classical music, know the future, and are very confident.
Ninjas get all the hot girls, also, hot girls are ninjas!
Ninjas can kill someone and still get in an up-skirt shot.
Also ninjas rule!
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