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meh, I've been having a little fun trolling people on omegle using the text function, and some people thought that I should share this with you guys, enjoy! Hope you enjoy it lol I'll be adding more convos as they come

[multipage=convo 1]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: female?
You: yep
Stranger: that is bi or les?
You: you?
Stranger: girl
You: Im bi
Stranger: ok me too
Stranger: horny?
You: yep
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u
You: 71
Stranger: yea rightttt
You: no seriously, i am
Stranger: i hate bitches like uuu that are immmaturee
You: im horny as hell
You: im joking, im 23
Stranger: k
You: have you got skype?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im gonna wipe my bloody tampon in ur mouth hoe
Stranger: !
You: im sorry but ive already done that to your mum
You: she loved it
You: i gave her the best rainbow kiss ever
Stranger: mmhmm go die
Stranger: shove a dick up ur ass
You: Already have a dildo for that
Stranger: lollll
You: no seriously, i do
Stranger: yeah i do too but dont put it up my ass
Stranger: i let my girl pleasure me with it
You: I enjoy shoving it up my ass, best feeling ever
You: INCEST
You: DISGUSTING
Stranger: incest lolll
You: whats wrong with you?
You: how can you let your daughter do that to you?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i have a gf
You: oh, i mustve misread that sentence
You: I apologise for accusing you falsely
Stranger: lol okk
You: are you actually a girl?
Stranger: yyeaa
You: i dont believe that, you type like a man
Stranger: hhow? lmfao
Stranger: why would i lie
You: wnhy wouldnt you, to get to my hairy, wet pussy
Stranger: um if i was a guy i would say so?? loll but im bi and a girl
Stranger: ew u dont shave?
You: 17 and a gf
You: HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT?!?
You: Didn't you parents screw at you?
Stranger: didnt my parents screw at me ?
Stranger: thtt makes no sence
You: in other words, weren't you parents angry when you brought them the news?
Stranger: nooo they dont care
Stranger: as long as im not les
Stranger: i still like men justt like girls better
You: ah ok
You: whats the best porn site in your opinion?
Stranger: *****
You: hmm, I'd say You must login or register to view this content.
You: pretty good
Stranger: mmm nice
You: The little girls make me horny
Stranger: coool
You: indeed it is
Stranger: are u even a girl
You: What kind of question is that? Did i not clearly say yes at the start of this convo??
Stranger: ok but u also lied about ur age?
You: >implying I wasn't joking
Stranger: so u are 71?
Stranger: then u tell me u are 23
You: Im 23
Stranger: ok
You: can i see a pic of you?
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: u havent pleased me
You: I'm sure the stuff I'll be doing to the pic will please you enough
Stranger: no i mean if u make me wet ill send u a pic of me
You: ok, I'll start
Stranger: ok
You: I rub my pussy in a circular motion with two fingers going slowly into the wet and inner region of my pussy
You: I slowly bring those fingers out and repeat the process ten times over
You: I then start licking my fingers clean and then i repeat this process
You: I start using my dildo until i begin orgasming
You: then repeatthis process two more times until i get ULTRA WET
Stranger: ookk im still not wett..
You: I have tried my best, you are hopeless; ok how about i please you in a different way?
Stranger: ok
You: [url]https://www.********.com/[/url] (ask me for the site in a PM...)
Stranger: no
You: that should do it
Stranger: h.o
You: what do you mean no?
You: You said yes and then no
Stranger: lol hold on
You: Make your mind up, im starting to get a bit angry here my mode is going off
Stranger: lolllll im trying to look at this
You: okie dokie
You: tell me when you're done cause it's your go to please me

[multipage=convo 2]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl?
You: 71 F UK
You: you?
Stranger: m 15
Stranger: u horny
You: obviously
Stranger: yeah u wet
You: YES!
You: for you im anything
Stranger: what u doin tor pusy\sy
You: Young man, have you no shame?
Stranger: none
You: I have your IP, I'll be contacting your parents
(He abruptly leaves the convo lol)

[multipage= some funny bits]

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Convo 3 was the funny one.

nice wan m8, i reely liked d part bowt da ting m8

by ne chance m8 do yaz av a cl available? cl plz

I've moved this to internet discussion because omegle chat is directly correlated to the internet and this is where all the other omegle conversations are.