Originally posted by 2pac
Pick the month you were born.
1----i shot
2----i ate
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i shit on
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i made love with
9----i choked on
10---i knocked out
11---i humped
12---i gave a lap dance to
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Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a homeless guy
2-------a gangster
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a cheerleader
6-------your mom
7-------my brother
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a blow up doll
18-------a llama
19-------a football player
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------Dopey
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a pickle
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------because i was high.
Black-------because I was drunk.
Pink--------because im a mad gypsy.
Red---------because the voices told me to.
Blue--------because i cant control myself.
Green------because I hate myself.
Purple------because Im a fool.
Grey--------because a Mod told me to.
Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----because i hate my family.
Other-------because that's how I roll.
none------because im smart and i do what i want
here is mine:
i murdered a ninja because i was high.