Okay now, your gonna need a 24 foot industrial fan. Don't ask me where your gonna get it, that's not my problem. Okay so now take your phone and NAIL them to the wall. Not screw, ****ing nail it. Then turn on the fan for 12-13 hours. Come back, look at your phone and IT'S DRY!
Now for the iPod. Find a small child of any race. This is crutial. Tell them to blow on your iPod for an hour. If they say no, smack them. They WILL do it. After 10 hours of blowing, IT'S DRY!!