(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); GOAT performance. So it started out with 4 people (Me, ClutchLikeAdoIf, CaptainImpaler, and Lovol. 2 of them left because they had to go (Adolf and Captain), then 1 other joined (Sheldon Cooper). [s]We[/s] I got to round 32 before finally killing myself from being bored. Coulda went farther but like I said, I was bored. I was using an upgraded MP5k pretty much the whole game. I even filled up my bank to the point where I couldn't put any more money. I died with 80k points. Check out the final score:

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Final stat line: Score: 491470 | Kills: 3290 | Downs: 1 | Revives: 25 | Headshots: 2095

Irl, in-game story:

At round 29 or 30, my bladder was about to burst so I had to improvise. I grabbed an empty You must login or register to view this content. from under my bed. Next, I had to lock my door so I wouldn't have to explain if anyone walked in. Finally, I quickly pulled my pants down and opened the flood gates into that cup. When I was done, the cup was completely full with a caramel coffee and urine mixture.

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Edit: Here's a pic of the backpack I carried the team with:
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i hope you weren't thirsty and forgot about the dunki'n urine cup and drank it lol jk

Wait why were you wasting your time in a custom game?

"Finally, I quickly pulled my pants down and opened the flood gates into that cup. When I was done, the cup was completely full with a caramel coffee and urine mixture."

Lmfao. I honestly did not give one f*ck about your score but this just made me laugh incessantly.

Because everyone I play with has god awful internet and time out 3 times a game. Impossible to play a full game in pubs.

Ah I understand, it is annoying to play on a ranked game and have someone dc/leave =\

omg concrats

Nice story! I wanna meet Sheldon Cooper .-.