Originally posted by BatFastard
Anti-camper.
If anyone stands still for more then 3 seconds they are evidently camping, therefore a big flashing sign appears above the persons head saying camper so everyone can see them camping there like a camper.
Anti juggernaut:
Anyone with juggernaut on instantly experiences YLOD or RROD
Anti noob tube:
Noob tubes now work like boomerangs, and fly back towards the shooter, killing them in spectacular WHAT DA F**k fashion.
Anti-commando
Anyone who attempts to knife you with commando, will suddenly realise that their knife is now made of rubber, meaning it takes 283845893756364536453 knifes to kill someone. So when they make the first lunge, you can sit there and laugh as you realise they need another 283845893756364536452 knifes to kill you
I'm sorry, but i'm not gonna add those, since they aren't really realistic.