Post: 10 tips to play black ops earlier! [CONFIRMED TO WORK!!]
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11-08-2010, 04:25 AM
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So these are 10 tips, so that you can experience the revolution of black ops Early.
So!
1) !!!!WARNING!!!! THIS TIP DOES NOT WORK USING THE WII CONSOLE!
Break your leg, this way you can still play black ops(no broken arms / wrists) and have the day off.
2) When you arrive home from school or work, don't get changed, you will save valuable minutes.
3) Bribe your bus driver to leave school faster and drive quicker.
4) Threaten anybody on your bus who gets off before your stop, so you do not need to stop there.
5) Sprint home from the bus stop, or if you're using quarantine v3, use one of the teleporters.
6) Use the toilet before you leave school, so you don't need a break before black ops to use this.
7) Take apart your console before going to school, leaving your disk drive exposed, so as soon as you get home you can put the disk into your console, without having to eject it and placing it in.(this takes away the risk of a broken Disk Drive)
8 ) When you turn on your console, and your screen shows you're at the bit where you sign in, press the guide button, and hit "Play Black Ops", so you don't have to waste valuable seconds afterwards by pressing that button. - In practice this has saved up to 8!!! Seconds
9) Punch a fat kid(This will give you the rush you need to run up the stairs)
Note, to syche you up more, you can ALSO punch a ginger kid
10) Watch videos of black ops to know how to get to the part you want(e.g. Campaign, Zombies, Multiplayer), so you don't waste valuable time seeking through the vast possibilities on how to get to this section.
So!
1) !!!!WARNING!!!! THIS TIP DOES NOT WORK USING THE WII CONSOLE!
Break your leg, this way you can still play black ops(no broken arms / wrists) and have the day off.
2) When you arrive home from school or work, don't get changed, you will save valuable minutes.
3) Bribe your bus driver to leave school faster and drive quicker.
4) Threaten anybody on your bus who gets off before your stop, so you do not need to stop there.
5) Sprint home from the bus stop, or if you're using quarantine v3, use one of the teleporters.
6) Use the toilet before you leave school, so you don't need a break before black ops to use this.
7) Take apart your console before going to school, leaving your disk drive exposed, so as soon as you get home you can put the disk into your console, without having to eject it and placing it in.(this takes away the risk of a broken Disk Drive)
8 ) When you turn on your console, and your screen shows you're at the bit where you sign in, press the guide button, and hit "Play Black Ops", so you don't have to waste valuable seconds afterwards by pressing that button. - In practice this has saved up to 8!!! Seconds
9) Punch a fat kid(This will give you the rush you need to run up the stairs)
Note, to syche you up more, you can ALSO punch a ginger kid
10) Watch videos of black ops to know how to get to the part you want(e.g. Campaign, Zombies, Multiplayer), so you don't waste valuable time seeking through the vast possibilities on how to get to this section.
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i lol'd
.if you realy want the game early by a few months just rob the plant where there there printing the game :tits: 
11-08-2010, 01:27 PM
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Gre3d69
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Originally posted by truvativer
9) Punch a fat kid(This will give you the rush you need to run up the stairs)
Note, to syche you up more, you can ALSO punch a ginger kid
Kidding me?what u got against fat kids or ginger kids?
Note, to syche you up more, you can ALSO punch a ginger kid
Kidding me?what u got against fat kids or ginger kids?
I'm taking it you are a fat ginger kid then hmm? Oh by the way ginger kids have no soul haven't you ever seen the ginger episode of South Park? :mudkip:
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