Post: 10 tips to play black ops earlier! [CONFIRMED TO WORK!!]
11-08-2010, 04:25 AM #1
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So these are 10 tips, so that you can experience the revolution of black ops Early.

So!

1) !!!!WARNING!!!! THIS TIP DOES NOT WORK USING THE WII CONSOLE!
Break your leg, this way you can still play black ops(no broken arms / wrists) and have the day off.

2) When you arrive home from school or work, don't get changed, you will save valuable minutes.

3) Bribe your bus driver to leave school faster and drive quicker.

4) Threaten anybody on your bus who gets off before your stop, so you do not need to stop there.

5) Sprint home from the bus stop, or if you're using quarantine v3, use one of the teleporters.

6) Use the toilet before you leave school, so you don't need a break before black ops to use this.

7) Take apart your console before going to school, leaving your disk drive exposed, so as soon as you get home you can put the disk into your console, without having to eject it and placing it in.(this takes away the risk of a broken Disk Drive)

8 ) When you turn on your console, and your screen shows you're at the bit where you sign in, press the guide button, and hit "Play Black Ops", so you don't have to waste valuable seconds afterwards by pressing that button. - In practice this has saved up to 8!!! Seconds

9) Punch a fat kid(This will give you the rush you need to run up the stairs)

Note, to syche you up more, you can ALSO punch a ginger kid

10) Watch videos of black ops to know how to get to the part you want(e.g. Campaign, Zombies, Multiplayer), so you don't waste valuable time seeking through the vast possibilities on how to get to this section.



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-Luis7uarez-, BooshMayne, icmac3, Kraftix, Munky
11-08-2010, 04:27 AM #2
I guess I won't be wasting valuable seconds I could be using to play. Thanks. Smile
11-08-2010, 04:39 AM #3
Munky
League Champion
Or just skip school.
11-08-2010, 04:43 AM #4
BooshMayne
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I just punch a fat kid and the rest fall into part for me :y:

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GetDeleted -_-
11-08-2010, 04:48 AM #5
BloodGlitch
Lv.1 Trustworthy
or you could say your filling sick 5min after 1st period starts :p
11-08-2010, 04:49 AM #6
SBOSS
BIG BOSS BIGAVELI
Originally posted by Munky View Post
Or just skip school.


Rather stay home. And chill Spanish Class is hard as it is for me. So I rather go.
11-08-2010, 04:49 AM #7
StickStickly
That makes me moist.
That's just stupid. Where's the phone call to your mom to put in the game?
11-08-2010, 05:38 AM #8
YoungAceOnDeck
Pokemon Trainer
Where's the food and drinks part at? so you won't have to leave that room lol.. that would just complete my setup
11-08-2010, 05:41 AM #9
HtD
Dark Knight
Rob your nearest gamestop TONIGHT using an handgun!!! every cop go on breaks for 1 hour during the day at 11:00-12:00.

lol :p
11-08-2010, 05:56 AM #10
Ive been playing Black Ops since Friday!!!
=P

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