(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I had a thread for CoD5 zombies on the same subject and it was very popular. You can find it You must login or register to view this content.. I haven't played this enough to add my own yet but I'm sure someone has some. Go ahead and post them.

hehe i do this ALOT... When you wait in the lift and when waiting for the last person to come in close the doors just before they get in hahah makes me giggle so much & if you really wanna be a tw@t lie down in between the doors so when the person left by themselves calls the lift it wont go up cause the doors cant shut =D

/Scouser

One person in the group always kills the crawler, and does exactly the opposite of what you ask them to do. Lets be honest folks...you may as well exit the game when this is going on because these people are there to just Razzz you.

How does this fit into the Noob category?

Because anyone who does this is a Noob, and because the Noobs playing with you will go revive him instead of letting him become a spectator.

You know you're playing with Noobs when

- They stand behind you at your window and kill your zombies, while a horde breaks through another window.
- They kill the crawler
- They kill your zombie when you're trying to let him in for a max ammo
- You throw a monkey when you see a max ammo, and they get it as you're throwing it.
- They do a ramob run, followed shortly thereafter by a yellow "Revive" sign above their head.
- They leave the game as soon as they die, and are unrevivable.
- They think they know all the h4cks and gl17ches.
- They won't go down in front of the box so i can get 3 guns.
- They think they are invincible with the polished ray gun.
- They think running around in circles is a better strategy then sticking together.


Damn, i could go on and on....

maybe you should play with a party?
that would prevent most things.
i can get over 20 rounds every time if i have a party

When they steal your kills, When they break the cycle when your trying to round them up when your running in circles around the map and ruin it, when they get the max ammo when your down, when there douchey little kids, when they have names like: "L33tB3ast",

When they teleport when they don't have enough for the pack a punch or teleport without you, When they use the voice changer thing, When they sing Justin Bieber, When they ask you one hundred times how to turn the music on.

You know you are playing with noobs anytime you try to find a random match. 99% of the time good people only play with parties. (i think xbox knows when you are good and only allows one badass per game...damn communists, spreading the wealth sucks! match me up with other people who have been to high rounds damn't!)

I met a few ballers playing random though (1 in 1000)...i play a lot of random just to make me better...the usual plans never work with randoms...I am still trying to figure out my plan to get to 20+ on "five" with randoms who suck. So far running around the middle level (the circle) and hoping they don't draw the zombies in at me from some weird direction is what is working for me (if the dudes won't listen or have no mic)...but i know there is a better way...

You know your playing with noobs when they ask you how to pack a punch grenades.

It seriously happened to me! I just left

You know your playing with noobs when you die on wave 5.

when we spend half the match doing the cool jump/dive thing off any set of stairs you can find.