(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); MINE IS CLEARLY "OH MY GOD I THINK IT MAKES VODKA" lol

'I am ready to KICK WRINKELY ASS!'

'Oh look I made a pet i'm gonna go take him for a walk for about 5 minuits while the rest of you dick around'

'Oh c'mon baby we do the 59? yeah hehehe..'

'OH THAT SMELLS! like my second wife, she was pretty.. pretty and smelly, odd combination..'

'Hey guys I FOUND SOMETHING COOL' <-- when you turn on the music on kino.

Between his broken English and dirty mind, he's the most amusing player to slay zombies with.

Two More: "Maybe weshould share the points."
"Points? I'm trying to stay alive!"

Besides nikolai I like being Richtofen takeo is the worst and most gay person they could have put in zombies

Yeah, the Doc is 2nd best...just because he is certifiably crazy. The things he says (For example, when talking to the Bear) like: "You run away because...you like me?"