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Post yours. It can be on Five or Kino der Toten.

I love when Takei says "U kill me?No,I kill you! =D
But definetly funniest character is Nikolai!
Some of his best quotes:
"Ur dead now,but u were dead before,ahhh Fuc* YOU!"
"when he buys juggernaut "Reach for Vodka toooooniiiight!
"you know how to say owned in Russian?OWNED!"
When he buys Quick Revive he says "Dempsey was right it is a bit fishy!"

Freakbag, Zombags, Puss buckets, etc

then there are even some more funny quotes:
when u dont have enough points "damn, i have to kill more freakbags first"
or "D to the I to the E, zom-bitch!"

Meat Sacks
Maggot Whores
Freak Bags
Puss Bucket

WizBang75's favorite name for Zombies? "Zombie Rookie Bitches!"

Best quote ever is when u get Headshot with Richtofen
"Ahhh,I cannot hear them screem if they no longer have mouth!"I ROFL'd 1st time I heard it...
And Nikolai
"is that all u got?Maybe ur not drinking enough!"

Im not sure I think this is Nikoli:
"I got 99 problems but a gun ain't one."

I love this FN Gun Get it FNING Ah **** It.

or There Screams are soooo Erotic

Lol Richard Nixon to Crawlers: Aww Look they wanna hug bob. LOL
And Richard Nixon saying to Fidel Castro: Smack em' With your beard and burn em' with your stogie Fidel!
Use the exploding cigar jack gave you
Lol and Bob McNamara Says 2 x 0 is still 0!

"It's meat killing time"
"For Stalin"
Something with never ever, JFK says it.