Originally posted by TairyHesticles
What I like to do is put my dick on the controller and buy the box with my left hand, then masturbate while it's choosing a weapon. If done correctly, you will get either the Thundergun, Ray Gun, or the Teddy Bear which at that point comes alive and becomes a 5th player, and tears shit up. I have to say, for a RANDOM WEAPON Box there seem to be quiet a few ways to definitely increase the chances of getting a good weapon.
I'm sorry. Now I feel I have to take this whole thread down.