Post: The Official Unofficial Rules for Zombies
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01-02-2011, 03:16 PM
#1
Dylan_Owns
Master of teh internetz
1: Don't be a hero.
2: Don't buy guns from the first room
3: Don't open the doors straight away
4: Go for knife kills for the first 3-4 rounds
5: DON'T. BE. A. HERO. Yes, I know it's here twice. I'm emphasising this one.
6: If you find the weapon crate, don't spend all your money trying to get a Ray Gun, any good gun will do.
Note: People have different definitions of "good guns" in zombies, for the purposes of this guide I'll just say that the RPK, HK-21, Thundergun, Ray Gun, Crossbow and Monkey Bombs are "good guns". I also know the guns get worse as rounds go on, which is why I've chosen the guns I think to be the most useful in later rounds, which is why guns like the Galil and AUG aren't there.
7: Always. ALWAYS. Buy Juggernaut.
8: Use the ****ing traps. They are more useful than you think.
9: (Kino only) Don't turn on the turret unless you're swarmed, it only lasts about half a round after round 20.
10: Don't Pack-A-Punch a ****ing Thundergun. Seriously. It's good enough as it is. EXCEPTION: After round 20, or when you've run out of ammo for your Thundergun, have over 7k points and Max Ammo doesn't look like it's gonna drop any time soon
11: Stick to your ****ing strategy. If you are assigned a job in your strategy, DO IT.
12: At the start of a game, if you have four people, it is ONE PERSON PER WINDOW, NOT 2, NOT 3, NOT 57. ONE.
13: Don't grab Max Ammo when somebody is downed. Especially when you're in Round 30 and that person has an X2/Zues
14: Don't move around when you're being revived
15: Likewise, reviving someone isn't like rebuilding a barrier, you actually need to NOT break eye contact with the player
16: Don't always go for the revive. It's better to let the useless player with no guns and no points who is being raped by 400 zombies die than have both him AND the pro with an X2/Zues and every perk die.
17: Don't steal kills from other people's windows (ryz999)
18: Dont mess around with crawlers then kill it when no one is ready for it! (LMFAP09)
I need a lot more "Rules"
Basically, anything you think everyone in zombies should abide by belongs here, this can be anything that you find annoying as well. Any suggestions will be taken under advisement
01-02-2011, 06:40 PM
#4
inevitable
Haxor!
nice post, crossbow isnt a gun tho :p and it's only handy if you are playing with 3 or 4 players, but thats my opionion.
i would add from round 25+ to this rule, if you need to use traps before that u or your teammate prolly s*ck
Originally posted by another user
8: Use the ****ing traps. They are more useful than you think.
i would add from round 25+ to this rule, if you need to use traps before that u or your teammate prolly s*ck
01-03-2011, 01:51 AM
#5
N.W.A
Niggaz With Attitude
Originally posted by inevitable
nice post, crossbow isnt a gun tho :p and it's only handy if you are playing with 3 or 4 players, but thats my opionion.
i would add from round 25+ to this rule, if you need to use traps before that u or your teammate prolly s*ck
i would add from round 25+ to this rule, if you need to use traps before that u or your teammate prolly s*ck
it is actually, when u pack a punch it, the bolts have the same effect as monkey bombs (zombie attractive)
01-03-2011, 04:11 PM
#6
howdoiplaycod
I am error
01-03-2011, 08:18 PM
#10
RnX_Vortex
Banned
Originally posted by Owns
I'm making an Official Unofficial Rules for Zombies type thing, I'm looking for more rules right now. Any suggestions will be taken under advisement and full credit will be given. here's what I've got so far:
1: Don't be a hero.
2: Don't buy guns from the first room
3: Don't open the doors straight away
4: Go for knife kills for the first 3-4 rounds
5: DON'T. BE. A. HERO. Yes, I know it's here twice. I'm emphasising this one.
6: If you find the weapon crate, don't spend all your money trying to get a Ray Gun, any good gun will do.
Note: People have different definitions of "good guns" in zombies, for the purposes of this guide I'll just say that the RPK, HK-21, Thundergun, Ray Gun, Crossbow and Monkey Bombs are "good guns". I also know the guns get worse as rounds go on, which is why I've chosen the guns I think to be the most useful in later rounds, which is why guns like the Galil and AUG aren't there.
7: Always. ALWAYS. Buy Juggernaut.
8: Use the ****ing traps. They are more useful than you think.
9: (Kino only) Don't turn on the turret unless you're swarmed, it only lasts about half a round after round 20.
10: Don't Pack-A-Punch a ****ing Thundergun. Seriously. It's good enough as it is. EXCEPTION: After round 20, or when you've run out of ammo for your Thundergun, have over 7k points and Max Ammo doesn't look like it's gonna drop any time soon
11: Stick to your ****ing strategy. If you are assigned a job in your strategy, DO IT.
12: At the start of a game, if you have four people, it is ONE PERSON PER WINDOW, NOT 2, NOT 3, NOT 57. ONE.
13: Don't grab Max Ammo when somebody is downed. Especially when you're in Round 30 and that person has an X2/Zues
14: Don't move around when you're being revived
15: Likewise, reviving someone isn't like rebuilding a barrier, you actually need to NOT break eye contact with the player
16: Don't always go for the revive. It's better to let the useless player with no guns and no points who is being raped by 400 zombies die than have both him AND the pro with an X2/Zues and every perk die.
I need a lot more "Rules"
Basically, anything you think everyone in zombies should abide by belongs here, this can be anything that you find annoying as well. Any suggestions will be taken under advisement
1: Don't be a hero.
2: Don't buy guns from the first room
3: Don't open the doors straight away
4: Go for knife kills for the first 3-4 rounds
5: DON'T. BE. A. HERO. Yes, I know it's here twice. I'm emphasising this one.
6: If you find the weapon crate, don't spend all your money trying to get a Ray Gun, any good gun will do.
Note: People have different definitions of "good guns" in zombies, for the purposes of this guide I'll just say that the RPK, HK-21, Thundergun, Ray Gun, Crossbow and Monkey Bombs are "good guns". I also know the guns get worse as rounds go on, which is why I've chosen the guns I think to be the most useful in later rounds, which is why guns like the Galil and AUG aren't there.
7: Always. ALWAYS. Buy Juggernaut.
8: Use the ****ing traps. They are more useful than you think.
9: (Kino only) Don't turn on the turret unless you're swarmed, it only lasts about half a round after round 20.
10: Don't Pack-A-Punch a ****ing Thundergun. Seriously. It's good enough as it is. EXCEPTION: After round 20, or when you've run out of ammo for your Thundergun, have over 7k points and Max Ammo doesn't look like it's gonna drop any time soon
11: Stick to your ****ing strategy. If you are assigned a job in your strategy, DO IT.
12: At the start of a game, if you have four people, it is ONE PERSON PER WINDOW, NOT 2, NOT 3, NOT 57. ONE.
13: Don't grab Max Ammo when somebody is downed. Especially when you're in Round 30 and that person has an X2/Zues
14: Don't move around when you're being revived
15: Likewise, reviving someone isn't like rebuilding a barrier, you actually need to NOT break eye contact with the player
16: Don't always go for the revive. It's better to let the useless player with no guns and no points who is being raped by 400 zombies die than have both him AND the pro with an X2/Zues and every perk die.
I need a lot more "Rules"
Basically, anything you think everyone in zombies should abide by belongs here, this can be anything that you find annoying as well. Any suggestions will be taken under advisement
Rule number 1 is how many people always die
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