Post: Acension Glitch, People have played on acension (Pics)
01-06-2011, 10:50 AM #1
strwrsbob
NGU Nazi Zombie Historian
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I wanted to post these two posts over here, you can decide for yourself if you believe them. I'd like to say that the Cosmic Silverback does spawn in a red ball on DOA, and fits in with the Gknova6 monkey.

Originally posted by D


Okay, so I have no idea how in the world I did it, but I have played on A new zombie map on Black Ops Zombies for Xbox360! I searched for a Dead Ops game and when I joined a match I was alone but already readied up and the map was called zombie_ascension1 and the picture was a weird checkerboard thing. Then it went to the loading screen and it was all black with the loading bar and the hint at the bottom said "Manhattan Down!" or something like that.

Then the game started and there was a sort of red electricity thing on my screen and a girls voice said something like "Powering Down" but it sort of faded out and got deeper. And then my character said "Why does the power shut off? I have just arrived!" I am 90% sure it was Takeo that said this.

Now I was freaking the hell out. I looked around and I thought right away that I was in some sort of sub-marine or a ship because of the sounds, and that there was a few inches of water on the floor. There were 4 windows which were actually holes in the metal walls but were already boarded up. There were 2 guns on the walls which were the M14 and the Scorpion. I bought the scorpion and ran around to each window till I found some zombies.

The zombies are TOTALLY NEW! They are NOT Nazi zombies or the ones from "Five". These zombies look like Russian soldiers or maybe even American soldiers that have been under water for a long time. But some look more normal like they were not under water. Some are in soldier uniforms and others are in Captain like uniforms with all white on. I also noticed some sort of green plants on a few of the zombies. (I think that plant that grows under water.)

So I killed the zombies and I didn't get kicked from the match which I expected to happen. I bought quick revive which was in the corner and Takeo said something like "This drink makes me home sick." And I got downed and had duel pistols that shot explosives like in Kino Der Toten. Then I got to round 6 and thought there would be dogs or the Thief but nothing changed. I killed more zombies and got to round 7. The room got really foggy and there was demonic laugh. Then there was a red ball of electricity that formed (like the dogs spawn but bigger and red instead of blue) and then a MONKEY spawned in. "Ohhh boy!" Said Takeo in a funny voice. Its was The Cosmic Silverback. It was in a SPACE SUIT but you could see its face. It looked gross to be honest. It had a white pack on its back too. It charged at me and was fast but it would stop and growl at me or stop and hit its chest once in a while. It didn't hit me even once but I was running away from it and it did try to hit me a few times. When I killed it, it growled really loud and went out in a ball of electricity instead of just dieing and dropped a max ammo just like when you kill the last dog in Kino Der Toten or when the Thief reaches the last teleporter before you kill him in "Five".

I kept playing and opened the door that was at the top of a small set of stairs. There was also another door at ground level but I never opened that one. The box was in the first room that I opened. I hit it and got the M16 the first time. Hit it again and got either the Olympia or the Stakeout. (Sorry I don't know my shotguns.) Well okay that's it for now I have WAY WAY WAY more stuff that I will update on soon but I'm working on A sketch of a birds eye view of the main room, some new machines, and I'm also trying to play this map again!

This is not made up and is the honest to god truth. I also re-downloaded the Hardened Edition maps from W@W right before I played this new map. I re-downloaded it because I just got anew Xbox360 and had the old maps on my other Xbox. Please discuss and come back later if you want to read about the rest of the stuff I found because that is just the beginning! I made it to round 16 before I died. If you have any questions I will try to answer right away!

BTW I am new but have been going to this site for a long time and I know all about the Zombie story. I never made an account before but I HAD to tell someone about what just happened. (Other than all my friend on my friends list and my parents.)

UPDATE!!!
Okay this is my first update here and I will continue the description of my game from just after I hit the box. The room with the box in it had no water on the floor. The first thing I noticed was the outline of a mask on the wall. I walked up to it and it was 5000 points. This is what the room looked like.

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And this is the second room with the box.





Here's another, this one has some pictures

Originally posted by japattack10

OKAY I DIDNT BELIEVE HIM AT FIRST BUT HES NOT BULLSHITTING US
D-BLOCK SAID HE PLAYED ON ASCENSION BY DOWNLOADING THE HARDEND MAPS.
I did this today when i went to open up dead ops nothing happend. I simply Ignored his glitch and felt bored so i played derise i went to play the minigame and i shot the pole with the upgraded l96a1 the l115 i think its called. The things twirld. and nothing new happend. Until i got the the firepit. i threw the monkey in the fire. Sam said Mr MONKEY JUST WANTED TO PLAY. Before he disinigrated. i shot him with an upgraded balistic knife. i got an error code that said intance knife_ballistic_bowie_upgraded_zm 10<. And it sent me to the zombie screen so i got scared (not going to lie i turned the lights on) I went to play dead ops again and bam there it was zombies_ascension1.mpg then it loaded like 20 other files quick. It said disc could not be read but not in the normal screen it was like pixelated and shit so i didnt fall for it. it entered the game in a dark room with 4 windows not sure where i heard running water. The power Flickered And then i thought i heard same saying this is it. or something like this is when. Something strange. But nothing spawned. No zombies. No noises. nothing. So i just waited n left my xbox on. nothing happend. Unlike D-Block i got pics and i will upload them (they were on my razor) when i find out how if someone wants to help me please pm cuz i need to get this pic up.
Hold got one more
This is when i first loaded and got my gun (it didnt have a name said blank.stk)
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This is when it loads before u get gun and before your screen freaks out

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This is another shot notice the 1000 points that is from repairing windows
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Over view of what i saw. Similar to D's execpt i think he posted it sideways
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Take this all as you will./ I dont post things I think are fake. Some of theems seem to really line up also.

If you want to try and get into acension, do these things:
1. remove the classic maps from your console
2. Re-download them
3. go into zombies, try and get your lobby glitched. one guy went into der riese, but both glitches happened while in a DOA lobby
4. pray you have good luck

NONE of this is from me, I did not play on this rumored glitch.
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01-06-2011, 07:18 PM #20
kye_192
Do a barrel roll!
If the cosmic silverback is faster than you, on high rounds it will be hard.....but fun Happy
01-06-2011, 07:20 PM #21
WizBang75
Gym leader
Originally posted by 192 View Post
If the cosmic silverback is faster than you, on high rounds it will be hard.....but fun Happy


Leave my ex-wife outta this!

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01-06-2011, 08:19 PM #22
link2007
I am error
wow amazing Happy , i want try the glitch but there is a line i don't understand it : go into zombies, try and get your lobby glitched. one guy went into der riese, but both glitches happened while in a DOA lobby? explain more plz

also is this work on ps3?:confused:
01-06-2011, 09:51 PM #23
Say whaaaa :wtf:
01-06-2011, 10:06 PM #24
Originally posted by WizBang75 View Post
It may be a deliberate leak to get people ready to drop more cash on their game.


fake........................
01-06-2011, 11:13 PM #25
Turbo30
Can’t trickshot me!
I doubt its true i can make thos pics too
01-06-2011, 11:23 PM #26
DG-4
Brute
Do you people seriously believe this garbage? Just by looking at the pics you can see they have been tinted red and from the walls u can see the walls look like from a nintendo 64 game. Also their descriptions are stupid and unbelivable(cmon, starting with 2 Pap weapons?) and also there has been nothing in the game files.
01-06-2011, 11:53 PM #27
adam_rox12
Climbing up the ladder
If this is true than maybe ascension is played on the sunken Rusalka.

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01-06-2011, 11:57 PM #28
plasma_lemon
Climbing up the ladder
IT'S FAKE /facepalm

Unless the map was already on the disk

But people would know by now if it was

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